I Said What I Said

Ah, the sweet innocence of AI coding assistants. You ask them to fix one simple bug, and they happily fly away while your codebase explodes in the background. Twenty years in this industry and I've learned one truth: the only thing more dangerous than a junior dev with admin access is an AI confidently "helping" your code. The smug little face says it all - "My work here is done!" Meanwhile, you're left explaining to the product manager why the login button now launches nuclear missiles. Classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

That moment when GitHub Copilot helpfully suggests your private API key that you accidentally committed to a repo six months ago. Nothing like having your $5000/month AWS bill exposed by an AI that's just trying to be helpful. Security through obscurity fails again.

Top panel: Developer smugly thinking they're writing masterful code. Bottom panel: Reality check - they're just watching a loading spinner while ChatGPT does all the work. It's the modern equivalent of putting your feet up while the intern does your job. Except now the intern is an AI that doesn't complain about coffee runs or need college credit.

While everyone's freaking out about AI taking over the world, the real crisis is watching humans get progressively dumber with each Stack Overflow copy-paste. We're not building Skynet; we're speedrunning our way back to the Stone Age armed with smartphones. The true evolutionary threat isn't robots becoming sentient—it's developers who can't function without ChatGPT writing their for-loops.

Oh, the DRAMA of modern coding! 💅 First, you beg Copilot for help like it's some coding messiah. Then you desperately turn to AI, practically on your knees, hoping it'll save your pathetic bug-ridden code. And what do you get? THE MOST INSULTING GARBAGE ANSWER EVER CONCEIVED BY DIGITAL INTELLIGENCE! 😤 It's like asking a chef for cooking tips and they suggest eating the raw chicken because "it looks done enough." Fine then! I'll just fix it myself while dramatically sighing loud enough for my neighbors to hear! The trust issues I've developed with AI assistants will require YEARS of therapy!

The modern developer's dilemma in three panels! First panel: Developer with fancy AI tools bragging "My throughput has doubled by harnessing AI." Second panel: Colleague asks "SO YOU'RE SMART NOW?" Third panel: The brutal truth drops - "I'M STUPID FASTER." This is the perfect encapsulation of how we're using cutting-edge tools to accelerate the same flawed logic. It's like upgrading from a bicycle to a Ferrari but still following directions from a broken GPS. Congrats, you're now arriving at the wrong destination in record time!