Full Stack Development In 2024

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Congratulations Amazon, you've achieved peak corporate irony! Replace 40% of your DevOps team with AI, then watch as your infrastructure implodes spectacularly. Nothing says "flawless strategy" like having Fortnite kids and Alexa users simultaneously discover that your cost-cutting measures resulted in digital apocalypse. The grim reaper couldn't have orchestrated a better self-own. Next time maybe keep the humans who actually know how to fix things when they break? Just a wild thought.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BLOODSHOT NIGHTMARE that is trying to keep up with AI news! 👁️👄👁️ Forget your recreational substances - they're CHILD'S PLAY compared to the soul-crushing exhaustion of refreshing your feed every 5 SECONDS to discover that EVERYTHING you learned yesterday is now COMPLETELY OBSOLETE! Your eyes don't just get red - they literally EVOLVE into sleep-deprived black holes that consume light, hope, and any chance of having a stable knowledge base. It's like being trapped in a never-ending hackathon where the requirements change hourly and the documentation is written in disappearing ink!

Ah yes, the classic tech industry pipeline: 2+ years of actual experience → underpaid → desperate → "become an expert in 3 hours" workshop. Nothing says legitimate career advancement like a LinkedIn post promising to transform you from an experienced but underpaid SQL developer into an "AI in SQL" expert faster than it takes to restore a corrupted database. For reference, 8 LPA (Lakhs Per Annum) is roughly $10K USD, so this guru is essentially targeting professionals who know they're worth more but haven't figured out how to escape the salary trap. The irony is that anyone with actual SQL experience would immediately recognize this query returns nothing but empty promises.

Ah yes, "vibe coding" - the revolutionary approach where you just stare judgmentally at your computer until it writes its own code out of sheer awkwardness. That skeptical expression perfectly captures the reaction of every engineer who's been told their job is being replaced by the latest buzzword. Next up: "energy programming" where you just burn incense near your laptop and manifest a working app.