At Least He Knows Kung Fu

So you let an AI code agent write your entire codebase while you sipped coffee and pretended to be a "product visionary." Now you're staring at 10,000 lines of AI-generated spaghetti code, and you've realized you have absolutely no idea what any of it does or how to fix it when it inevitably breaks. The AI was supposed to make you a 10x developer, but instead it turned you into a 0x developer who can't even debug a null pointer exception. At least Neo got kung fu uploaded directly to his brain—you just got a dependency hell and a production bug that's been haunting you for three days. The irony? You'll probably ask the AI agent to fix the bugs it created. Circle of life, really.