The New Four Hour Workweek

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The New Four Hour Workweek

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The modern freelance developer's business model in its purest form. Get paid $20 to fix a bug, immediately spend half of it on a Copilot subscription that probably wrote the buggy code in the first place, and pocket a measly $10 profit. The smug anime girl just makes it perfect – that face when you realize you're essentially paying GitHub to help you fix the mess their AI created. It's the circle of tech life: create problems, sell solutions, repeat.

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