AI Has Officially Made Us Unemployed

The modern art heist: stealing artwork while wearing a ski mask, but claiming it's for "AI training data" instead of your living room wall. Tech companies have mastered the art of rebranding theft as "machine learning research." Just slap "for AI purposes" on anything and suddenly you're not a criminal—you're an innovator disrupting the creative industry! The fine print is the cherry on top: "Theft is now legal if it creates shareholder value." Next up: "It's not breaking and entering if you're collecting spatial data for your VR startup."

The classic boardroom meeting where everyone gets to play the blame game for tech layoffs. First guy immediately points at AI because his JavaScript skills are now worth about as much as a Blockbuster gift card. Middle person blames foreigners because obviously someone in Bangalore stole their job and not their inability to learn anything past jQuery. Only the third person mentions actual economic factors while getting yeeted out the window for bringing reality into a tech conversation. Turns out the industry doesn't want solutions—just convenient scapegoats that don't require updating your resume or learning Rust.

The absolute TRAGEDY of modern tech startups! 😭 Why solve a problem with three lines of code when you can unleash a neural network that requires 8 GPUs and a small power plant to run? It's like watching someone use a nuclear-powered sledgehammer to hang a picture frame. These startups are out here pitching to VCs: "We've revolutionized sandwich making with our proprietary AI that predicts optimal mayo distribution patterns!" Meanwhile, an if-statement could've done the job perfectly fine. The venture capital money must flow, darling! 💸

The eternal struggle of a desperate coder, captured in one image! On the left, we have LLMs promising to "help with programming questions" but won't actually insult you (how considerate). On the right, StackOverflow boasting it's "accurate" and "used by people who know what they're doing" while flexing knowledge of "even the most obscure languages." It's the perfect illustration of our coding dilemma: get polite, possibly hallucinated answers from an AI that treats you like a fragile child, or brave StackOverflow where your "simple question" will be closed as duplicate, marked as trivial, and someone will suggest you shouldn't be programming at all. Choose your poison!

This is AI having an existential crisis over basic math. First it says 9.9 is larger than 9.11, then flips to claim 9.11 is larger because it's "closer to 9.2" (what?!), then flip-flops again after a simple "Bruh" call-out, only to completely reverse position AGAIN. And programmers are worried this will replace them? The only thing this AI is replacing is my faith in technology. Maybe we should ask it if 2+2=4 and watch it have a complete meltdown. Job security for developers has never looked better!

Ah yes, nothing says "efficient solution" like using a machete labeled "Deep learning" to slice through a tiny piece of bread labeled "Simple problem." The classic case of computational overkill. Why use a simple if-statement when you could train a 500-layer neural network that requires a small power plant to run? Next week: using quantum computing to calculate a 15% tip.