AI Has Officially Made Us Unemployed

So that's how GPT-5 reasoning works! Just wait 30 milliseconds, print "reasoning complete," and then call GPT-4. Revolutionary stuff. Turns out all those fancy AI companies are just adding a sleep timer and calling it "reasoning." Next they'll tell us AGI is just GPT-4 with a 60-second nap and a cup of virtual coffee. The best part? It's MIT licensed, so we can all pretend to have reasoning capabilities now! Just remember: the key to advanced AI isn't better algorithms—it's better acting .

Remember the days when developers actually wrote code from scratch? In 2023, coding without AI assistance has become the new flex. The shocked reaction perfectly captures how our standards have plummeted—writing a for-loop without GitHub Copilot suggesting it is now considered a superhuman achievement. Next thing you know, people will be swooning over devs who can center a div without Stack Overflow!

Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.

The true superpower of developers isn't writing code—it's surviving vendor hell. While everyone's panicking about AI taking our jobs, they're forgetting the eternal constant of tech: third-party vendors with documentation that's either fantasy fiction or written by someone who never used their own product. Those five desperate emails you sent last week? Still unread. That support ticket from last month? "Under investigation." Meanwhile your PM is wondering why that "simple integration" is taking so long. Good luck replacing us with AI when even humans can't figure out what the hell your API is supposed to do.

Junior developers turning their heads away from perfectly good documentation and help resources to stare longingly at the siren call of ChatGPT with half-baked prompts. The eternal struggle of tech leads everywhere - watching their team ignore centuries of accumulated wisdom in favor of asking an AI "how 2 center div plz?" and then implementing whatever hallucinated garbage it spits out. The documentation might as well be written in invisible ink at this point.

Ah, NVIDIA's market strategy in a nutshell. Become absurdly wealthy selling GPUs that cost more than my car, then act shocked when developers complain about memory limitations. It's like a billionaire asking why you don't just buy a bigger house when you complain about storage space. "What's that? Your AI model doesn't fit in 8GB VRAM? Have you considered remortgaging your home for our $4000 model instead?" Meanwhile, developers everywhere are writing increasingly creative memory optimization hacks just to avoid selling a kidney for more VRAM. The tech equivalent of fitting an elephant into a Mini Cooper.