A Shitstorm's Brewing

Ah, the classic "quantity equals quality" fallacy, now in AI form. Someone's confusing "frantically pushing updates" with "actual progress." It's like measuring a developer's productivity by how many times they hit the keyboard instead of whether the code works. Nothing says "stable, well-tested software" like 25 updates in two weeks. I'm sure none of those were emergency patches for the previous rushed updates. Nope. Pure innovation.

Oh the irony! OpenAI is hiring frontend engineers while ChatGPT is out here writing code for everyone else! 😂 It's like your calculator applying for a math teacher position. Maybe they're trying to build the ultimate recursive loop - ChatGPT building the interface that powers ChatGPT! Next thing you know, it'll be sending itself LinkedIn connection requests. The ultimate "I can do your job but also need your job" situation!

Remember the ancient times of 2022 when we actually had to think for ourselves? The shocking revelation that someone can write code without ChatGPT finishing their sentences is now apparently an exotic skill worth gossiping about. Next they'll be amazed by developers who can fix bugs without StackOverflow or remember their own passwords. What a strange world we live in where not outsourcing your brain to an AI is considered a superpower.

Ah, the AI thunderdome! While all the major players are locked in a chaotic battle royale for AI supremacy, Nvidia's just chilling with their chips and counting money. They don't need to fight - they're selling shovels in the AI gold rush. Every time these companies throw punches, Nvidia sells another truckload of GPUs. Smart move staying out of the ideological brawl when you're the one powering everyone's hallucinations. The real winner doesn't join the fight; they sell tickets to it.

The rare sight of a developer with actual respect for fundamentals! While everyone's chasing the latest JavaScript framework and slapping together AI demos with more dependencies than original code, this little brother is out here building pixel-art RPGs in Java from scratch . That's not just coding—that's craftsmanship. There's something deeply satisfying about watching someone learn programming the hard way instead of becoming another "copy-paste from Stack Overflow" developer who calls themselves a "10x engineer" because they can npm install 47 packages in one command. The future belongs to those who understand what's happening under the hood. I, too, will watch this career with great interest.

The progression from recreational substances to AI news is the ultimate burnout pipeline. While alcohol makes you squinty, weed makes you red-eyed, and cocaine makes you wide-awake paranoid, nothing compares to the soul-crushing exhaustion of trying to track every new AI model release, capability, and controversy. Your eyeballs practically melt into your skull as you desperately refresh Hacker News every 4 minutes to see if your programming skills are obsolete yet. It's like being in an abusive relationship with Moore's Law where the breakup text is written in DALL-E generated hieroglyphics.