Cto Memes

Posts tagged with Cto

Summoning The Only Senior Dev That Actually Knows What's Broken

Debugging Devops Agile Programming

4 days ago 59.9K views 0 shares

Summoning The Only Senior Dev That Actually Knows What's Broken

The dark ritual is complete! When production crashes at 4:59 PM on Friday, the PM and Tech Lead resort to ancient debugging practices—summoning the mythical CTO who hasn't touched code in 7 years but somehow remembers that one obscure config setting nobody documented. It's that desperate moment when Stack Overflow fails you, Git blame points to a developer who left 3 years ago, and your entire technical hierarchy transforms into a cult desperately trying to appease the elder gods of legacy code.

Pov Deep Seeks Cto

AI Programming

2 months ago 105.2K views 0 shares

Pov Deep Seeks Cto

Ah yes, the classic tech startup delusion in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I'm qualified to be CTO" like casually proposing to replicate a $500 billion AI company with a budget that wouldn't even cover their coffee expenses. It's the tech equivalent of saying "I could totally beat Usain Bolt if I just had some new sneakers." Sure buddy, OpenAI only has thousands of PhDs, supercomputers, and decades of research—but you've got a MacBook Pro and an energy drink. Your investors will definitely be impressed when you deliver ChatGPT at home: "Hello wrold, how can I halp you toady?"