Product Ownership 101

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2 months ago 245,837 views 1 shares

Product Ownership 101

boolean-memes, programming-logic-memes, data-types-memes, string-vs-boolean-memes, unexpected-responses-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

THE AUDACITY! You ask a SIMPLE yes/no question and these monsters hit you with a dissertation! Boolean questions should return true or false, not the entire works of Shakespeare! Every developer has faced that moment of existential crisis when expecting a 1 or 0 and getting back someone's life story instead. It's like ordering a coffee and receiving an ocean - THANKS FOR DROWNING ME IN UNNECESSARY DATA! 💀

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