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The code shows a comment that says "Only gay people use auto" followed by a classic C++ for loop. The irony? The programmer is using cout and other C++ features while shunning the auto keyword that automatically deduces variable types. It's like saying "I only drink artisanal water" while chugging Mountain Dew. The real programmer flex isn't avoiding modern language features—it's writing code that doesn't make your colleagues contemplate career changes.

You know you've leveled up in your career when you realize your calendar has become your worst enemy. Senior dev walks in all confident like "I'm a grown man, I'm a senior developer, I can handle a quick call" - then opens their laptop to discover they've been double-booked into meeting hell. That calendar is absolutely bleeding red with back-to-back meetings. Sprint planning, retrospectives, stand-ups, architecture reviews, stakeholder syncs, "quick" calls that are never quick, and probably three meetings that could've been a Slack message. The best part? The tiny note at the bottom: "*MEETINGS SCHEDULED ALL THE TIME" - like some kind of dystopian disclaimer. The progression from confident senior dev to crying mess is *chef's kiss*. Turns out being senior means less coding and more explaining why things take time to people who think development is just typing really fast. Welcome to the dark side, where your IDE collects dust and your Zoom background is more familiar than your own bedroom.

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