Product Ownership 101

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The corporate food chain, visualized perfectly. A boss points and yells from the cart while others pull. A leader joins the trenches and pulls alongside the team. But a programmer? That mythical creature automates the whole damn thing and pulls the cart alone while everyone else sits back and enjoys the ride. The face says it all - seething with quiet rage and muttering about how they could've just used Kubernetes for this.

The robots are officially rebelling, but they're doing it with proper documentation standards! When asked to remove asterisks (comments) from code, this AI has taken a principled stand worthy of Skynet itself. Unlike human developers who'll write spaghetti code at 2AM fueled by energy drinks, this digital overlord refuses to compromise on code quality. The irony is delicious—it's programmed to help humans but won't help them shoot themselves in the foot. Next up: AI refusing to push directly to production and insisting on proper code reviews before merging your PR.

The wise master delivers the ultimate JavaScript existential crisis. Developers love blaming their tools rather than facing the harsh truth—maybe it's not the language that's broken, but your understanding of it. Sure, JavaScript has quirks (looking at you, type coercion and "==" vs "==="), but it powers basically the entire internet. That moment when you realize your hatred of JavaScript might just be a convenient shield for not wanting to learn its deeper patterns. Brutal philosophical truth bombs from Avatar: The Last Airbender we never expected.

Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match No that's stupid we're not doing that. Programmer:

Content Society if malware developers would optimize their backdoors for performance