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Product Ownership 101

Programming frustration Programming logic Data types Boolean Product management User-requirements Type conversion String vs boolean Unexpected responses

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Product Ownership 101

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THE AUDACITY! You ask a SIMPLE yes/no question and these monsters hit you with a dissertation! Boolean questions should return true or false, not the entire works of Shakespeare! Every developer has faced that moment of existential crisis when expecting a 1 or 0 and getting back someone's life story instead. It's like ordering a coffee and receiving an ocean - THANKS FOR DROWNING ME IN UNNECESSARY DATA! 💀

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