Jira's Phantom UI Update

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5 months ago 161,619 views 1 shares

Jira's Phantom UI Update

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Ah, the classic Jira stealth rollback. You're sitting there, minding your own business, when suddenly Jira unleashes a UI update that looks like it was designed by a caffeinated intern with a vendetta against usability. Then—poof!—it's gone the next day, and you start questioning your sanity. "Did anyone else see that horrible sidebar?" "Wasn't the backlog completely broken yesterday?" Meanwhile, Atlassian's just there like Captain Holt, deadpan face: "No one will ever believe you." The digital equivalent of gaslighting an entire developer community. Classic corporate move.

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