The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Merely 2 Failing Tests

Content When you google the error and stackoverflow isn't on the first page It was time for Thomas to leave. This error can't be fixed

Behold! The ultimate software engineer personality test that's more accurate than any Myers-Briggs nonsense! I'm DYING at "The Optimistic Estimator" because we've ALL been that delusional fool promising miracles in "2 days max!" only to still be debugging three weeks later, questioning our life choices. And don't get me started on "The 'Actually' Specialist" - that monster who waits until AFTER you've deployed to production to smugly inform you why your approach is fundamentally flawed. The AUDACITY! 💀 Personally, I fluctuate between "The 'It Depends' Guy" and "The Pragmatic Pessimist" - multiplying estimates by 3 and STILL delivering late is basically my toxic superpower at this point!

You know that feeling when QA keeps bouncing your ticket back like a ping pong ball from hell? Fourteen rounds of "fixes" later—each one adding another layer to your beautiful spaghetti architecture—and suddenly they give up and approve it. Not because you actually fixed the issue, but because they're exhausted and have 47 other tickets to deal with. That zen-like satisfaction of finally getting sign-off isn't about code quality anymore. It's pure survival instinct kicking in. You've basically just played chicken with the bug tracking system and won through sheer attrition. The code's probably worse than when you started, held together with duct tape and prayers, but hey—it's shipping to production baby. The real kicker? That bug will 100% resurface in prod within a week, but by then it'll be someone else's problem. Welcome to enterprise software development.

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Content "I'm basically creating AG -- can't debug a for loop "My app uses cutting-edge ML" - it's it-else statements all the way down AI APPS PROGRAMMER "Our Al can predict the stock "Our chatbot passes the Turing market" - accuracy worse than a test" - its just aPT-3 with extra coin lip steps "We're disrupting the industry" reinvented to- do list app 5,372 "I'm revolutionizing healthcare" -- made a BMI calculator "we don't need comments, the code is self- explanatory" - - spaghetti code nightmare "AI wIll solve climate change" .. can't figure out how to center a div PAIPRODUCT HIVE

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