The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Merely 2 Failing Tests

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The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Merely 2 Failing Tests

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Just pushed 47 failing tests to production and went home for the weekend. Kings don't lose sleep over peasant concerns like test coverage. Monday's problem now. The QA team can join my "prayer circle" Slack channel if they need me.

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