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Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Updates Into Chaos
Windows AI Devops Microsoft Programming
4 days ago 135.7K views 0 shares
Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Updates Into Chaos
Remember when updates were supposed to fix things? Microsoft out here bragging about AI writing 30% of their code while simultaneously turning every patch Tuesday into a digital apocalypse. Nothing says "cutting-edge tech company" quite like breaking recovery tools, localhost connections, media creation tools, and Active Directory in a single update cycle. The skeleton isn't the Grim Reaper—it's just the average sysadmin after discovering what the latest "security improvements" did to their infrastructure. Maybe the other 70% of human-written code was the only thing keeping the servers running.

Jira's Phantom UI Update
Agile Devops Programming Debugging Frontend
5 months ago 170.7K views 1 shares
Jira's Phantom UI Update
Ah, the classic Jira stealth rollback. You're sitting there, minding your own business, when suddenly Jira unleashes a UI update that looks like it was designed by a caffeinated intern with a vendetta against usability. Then—poof!—it's gone the next day, and you start questioning your sanity. "Did anyone else see that horrible sidebar?" "Wasn't the backlog completely broken yesterday?" Meanwhile, Atlassian's just there like Captain Holt, deadpan face: "No one will ever believe you." The digital equivalent of gaslighting an entire developer community. Classic corporate move.

Schrödinger's Developer: Dead Or Alive?
Webdev Programming Testing Frontend
6 months ago 136.4K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Developer: Dead Or Alive?
Schrödinger's Developer: simultaneously alive enough to fill out an online death certificate form, yet dead enough to need one. The ultimate edge case that no UX designer anticipated! How exactly is a deceased person supposed to select "Myself" here? This is what happens when you skip those user stories about zombies during sprint planning. Next up: the form probably asks for your email to send confirmation that you're successfully dead.