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Content Boss: how the heck was the production DB erased! Me (who was trying some SQL): devpuns

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The modern developer's secret weapon: copy-pasting AI-generated code without understanding a single line of it. Nothing says "senior engineer" like frantically Googling what your own code does when someone asks about it. The best part? That magical moment when you realize you've been confidently deploying code that you've essentially been taking dictation on. "It validates form data" is just fancy speak for "I have absolutely no idea what this eldritch horror does but it hasn't crashed production yet."

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Oh, the TRAGEDY! 😭 Here we are, slaving away in the digital coal mines, writing beautiful code that makes users squeal with delight, while our own existential suffering goes completely unnoticed! Sure, let's spend 47 meetings discussing if that button should be periwinkle blue or seafoam teal for the precious users, but HEAVEN FORBID we talk about the developer sobbing into their keyboard at 2AM because the legacy codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers! The silent tears of developers everywhere, captured perfectly in this crying cat's soul-crushing gaze. Our pain is IMMEASURABLE and our day is RUINED! Where's OUR ergonomic workspace? Where's OUR intuitive interface? The audacity of it all!

Ah yes, the digital equivalent of finding ancient hieroglyphics. Nothing says "job security" like writing code so complex that even your future self will be baffled. That counter isn't tracking optimization attempts—it's tracking the collective existential crises of every developer who touched this monstrosity. The best part? Somewhere out there is a developer staring at this comment, incrementing the counter to 68, and wondering if therapy is covered by their health plan.