It Should Be The Highest Priority

The eternal cold war between Developers and Marketing, perfectly captured in a Star Trek format. Marketing thinks they're besties collaborating on the company mission, while Developers are silently calculating how many more "urgent priority changes" they can handle before rage-quitting to a cabin in the woods. The only thing these departments have in common is mutual bewilderment at each other's existence. Marketing's enthusiastic "Yes" paired with the Developer's deadpan "No" is basically every product meeting I've sat through for the last decade.

The eternal tech recruitment saga in one frame! That moment of epiphany when you realize companies aren't "still reviewing your application" – they're just ghosting you with professional flair. Your CV with its meticulously crafted "Proficient in Excel" and "Implemented agile methodologies" has been sitting in some poor recruiter's inbox since the Paleolithic era of last quarter. Meanwhile, you're checking your phone like it contains the nuclear launch codes, only to receive another "we're still in the decision-making process" email. The tech hiring paradox: 5+ years experience required for entry-level positions, but 7+ months required to read a two-page PDF.

The ultimate corporate evolution: from writing code to endless meetings where everyone talks about writing code. Grumpy Cat perfectly captures that dead-inside feeling when you realize your calendar is just back-to-back meetings discussing "sprint velocity" while your actual IDE collects digital dust. The top text reveals the twisted logic – can't have maintenance problems if you're too busy in meetings to write anything. Modern problems require modern solutions, I guess? Meanwhile, your skills slowly atrophy as you perfect the art of looking thoughtful while mentally debugging your life choices.

Why spend time writing documentation when you can spend twice as much time whining about its absence? Nothing unites developers quite like the sacred ritual of rejecting the task of documenting code, then immediately launching into a 45-minute rant when someone else's undocumented module breaks your build. The documentation paradox: nobody wants to write it, everybody demands it exists.

When your colleague asks you to review their code and you have absolutely no idea what it does, but you don't want to look stupid in front of everyone. That moment when you're nodding along in the code review meeting, praying nobody asks you a follow-up question that will expose your complete lack of understanding. "Yep, those 500 lines of regex look great to me!" The third panel is just everyone celebrating that the meeting ended without you being exposed as a fraud. Sweet victory.

The startup dev experience in one image! That moment when you realize you're not just writing code—you're also the DevOps engineer, QA tester, product manager, and somehow also handling customer support tickets. Nothing says "we're scaling fast" like having one developer frantically juggling the entire tech stack while the founders are busy pitching to VCs. The mythical "full-stack" developer finally revealed: it's just one sleep-deprived person with 17 different Slack channels open and an IV drip of espresso.