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PC Gamers When They Ask Jensen Why He's Making Less GPUs With RGB

16 minutes ago 4.7K views 0 shares

Jensen Huang and Nvidia have quietly pivoted from selling RGB-laden gaming GPUs to becoming an AI datacenter empire worth trillions. That revenue chart tells the whole story—gaming revenue is basically a rounding error now compared to the datacenter money printer. PC gamers are out here begging for affordable GPUs with pretty lights while Jensen's counting his AI billions and couldn't care less about your 240fps dreams. The leather jacket man realized that selling one H100 to OpenAI is worth more than selling a thousand RTX 4090s to gamers who just want to play Cyberpunk with ray tracing. Sorry gamers, but you've been dumped for a more profitable relationship with enterprise clients who actually pay without complaining about MSRP.

Different Reaction At Every Level

Testing Agile Programming Debugging

41 minutes ago 10.1K views 0 shares

Tester finds a bug and gets pure, unadulterated joy. Another one for the collection. Developer hears about a bug and stays calm, professional—just another Tuesday. Manager hears about a bug and enters full panic mode because now there's a meeting to schedule, a timeline to explain, and stakeholders to appease. The hierarchy of suffering is real. Testers live for this moment. Developers have accepted their fate. Managers? They're already drafting the incident report in their heads.

If You Have No Job You Must Suffer

Webdev Javascript Frontend

1 hour ago 16.8K views 0 shares

ATS web developers living their BEST LIFE with autocomplete enabled while job seekers are out here manually typing every. single. character. like it's 1995 and we're all using Notepad. The absolute AUDACITY of job posting websites disabling autocomplete! Nothing says "we care about candidate experience" quite like forcing desperate job seekers to retype their email address seventeen times because the form won't remember it. Meanwhile, the devs who built this monstrosity are probably sipping lattes with all their fancy IDE features intact. The class divide has never been more real – it's literally autocomplete="on" vs autocomplete="off" and honestly? That's the cruelest form of gatekeeping imaginable.

Different Reaction

Debugging Agile Programming Testing

1 hour ago 23.3K views 0 shares

The hierarchy of panic when someone says "bug" is truly a masterpiece of workplace psychology. Testers are basically giddy with excitement—finally, validation for their existence! They found something! Time to write that detailed ticket with 47 screenshots. Developers? Meh. Just another Tuesday. They've seen enough bugs to know it's probably a feature request in disguise or something that'll take 5 minutes to fix but 3 hours to explain why it happened. Managers though? Instant existential crisis. Their brain immediately calculates: delayed release + angry clients + budget overruns + explaining to stakeholders why the "simple project" is now a dumpster fire. That's the face of someone mentally drafting an apology email at 2 AM.

Meeting The Senior Dev

Programming

3 hours ago 49.9K views 0 shares

You walk in all starry-eyed, ready to meet the legendary senior dev who's been at the company since the codebase was written in Assembly. You're expecting some towering figure of wisdom and authority. Instead, you get someone who looks like they've been debugging production issues for the last 72 hours straight and has the emotional energy of a drained battery. The height difference here? That's the gap between your expectations and reality. You thought you'd meet a guru. You got someone who's just... tired. Very, very tired. They've seen things. Merge conflicts that would make you weep. Legacy code that predates version control. They're not intimidating because they're brilliant—they're intimidating because they've survived. Fun fact: Senior developers aren't actually taller in real life, but their commit history definitely towers over yours.

No Doubt Javascript

Javascript Webdev Programming

3 hours ago 56.0K views 0 shares

JavaScript's type coercion strikes again with its legendary logic. Using the strict equality operator (===), octal 017 doesn't equal decimal 17 because JavaScript interprets that leading zero as "hey, this is octal!" (which is 15 in decimal). But 018? That's not a valid octal number, so JS just shrugs and treats it as decimal 18. Then comes the double equals (==) where JavaScript becomes the chaos agent we all know and love. It converts the string to a number and suddenly everything makes sense... in the most JavaScript way possible. The language where "wat" is a valid reaction and type coercion is both your best friend and worst enemy. This is why we have trust issues.

YouTube Is Not Pulling Punches

Programming

4 hours ago 61.5K views 0 shares

YouTube's algorithm just delivered the most savage roast possible. Someone's watching "Not Everyone Should Code" and the recommendation engine goes "yeah, you specifically need this PolyMatter video." That's not a suggestion, that's an intervention. The crying cat meme format captures that exact moment when you realize the algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. Maybe you've been copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers for the third time today. Maybe your last PR had 47 comments. Maybe you just spent 6 hours debugging a missing semicolon. The algorithm sees all, judges all. The best part? "Recommended for you" with that red underline is basically YouTube saying "I've analyzed your viewing history and... buddy, we need to talk."

Following Requirements Without Understanding Shit Is Dangerous

Programming Agile

4 hours ago 69.9K views 0 shares

Following Requirements Without Understanding Shit Is Dangerous

Junior dev out here treating highway signs like user stories, blindly implementing what they see without understanding the CONTEXT. The sign says 35, so naturally they're cruising at 35 MPH on a 75 MPH highway like they're following sprint requirements to the letter. Meanwhile, the senior devs in the backseat are having full-blown panic attacks because they KNOW they just merged legacy code that's about to cause a catastrophic production incident. The beautiful irony? The junior is confidently wrong while the seniors are sweating bullets over their own technical debt. It's the circle of software development—juniors follow specs without thinking, seniors create specs they regret, and everyone ends up in therapy.

O'Reilly: Coding With GPT

AI Programming Debugging

4 hours ago 79.2K views 0 shares

You know those iconic O'Reilly tech books with random animals on the cover? Well, someone finally nailed what coding with ChatGPT actually feels like. That chimera creature—half dog, half emu—perfectly captures the Frankenstein's monster you get when you blindly copy-paste AI-generated code into your project. Sure, the front half looks legit and professional, but scroll down and you'll find some ostrich legs that have no business being there. "Introducing the uncanny valley into your codebase" is chef's kiss accurate. It compiles, it runs, but deep down you know something is fundamentally wrong . And good luck explaining it during code review.

Never Even Held A Baby Like This

Hardware AI Gamedev

5 hours ago 83.5K views 0 shares

Look at this man cradling his RTX GPU like it's his firstborn child at the hospital. The gentle support, the tender gaze, the protective stance—this is PURE paternal instinct kicking in. And honestly? Can you blame him? That thing probably cost more than an actual baby's first year of diapers and has better cooling than most nurseries. The way he's holding it with both hands, making sure not to touch the PCB, checking for any shipping damage—this is the kind of care and devotion that brings a tear to your eye. Meanwhile, his actual future children are somewhere in the void wondering why dad never looked at them with such unconditional love and concern. Fun fact: The RTX 4090 weighs about 4.5 pounds, which is roughly the same as a newborn baby. Coincidence? I think not. Nature is healing.

The Illusion Of Privacy

Security Webdev Networking Frontend

5 hours ago 87.2K views 0 shares

Chrome asking which website you'd like to see is like a stalker asking what you want for dinner—they already know, they're just being polite. User thinks incognito mode is some kind of witness protection program, but Chrome's just putting on a trench coat while still taking notes. Spoiler: Google knows. Google always knows. Incognito mode stops your roommate from seeing your search history, not the entire internet infrastructure from logging your every move. It's the digital equivalent of closing your eyes and thinking you're invisible.

Problem Solved Ship It

Debugging Programming Testing

6 hours ago 93.4K views 0 shares

Someone challenged programmers to prove their skills by fixing all bugs. Richard's solution? An infinite loop that immediately exits with success code 0. Technically, if your program terminates instantly, there's no time for bugs to manifest. Zero runtime equals zero bugs. It's the software equivalent of "can't get hurt if you never leave the house." The code literally does nothing forever while simultaneously doing nothing at all—a quantum state of uselessness wrapped in syntactically correct logic. Ship it to production, no QA needed.

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