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iOS App For Honey Extension

4 hours ago 62.9K views 0 shares

Someone reverse-engineered the Honey browser extension (you know, the "coupon finder" that supposedly saves you money) and found some... interesting code. The highlighted sections show tracking events being sent with coupon data, and then there's a function literally called maybeShowUserShare() . Not "definitely protect user privacy" or "ask for consent" - just maybe show the user you're sharing their data. The function name is doing some heavy lifting here. It's like naming a function maybeStealYourWallet() and acting surprised when people get upset. The code is sending analytics events with coupon codes and tracking whether coupons were applied - all that juicy e-commerce data that's worth its weight in affiliate commission gold. Nothing says "trustworthy" quite like discovering the free money-saving tool you installed is potentially monetizing your shopping habits without being super transparent about it. But hey, at least the developer was honest enough to use "maybe" in the function name. That's more transparency than most privacy policies give you.

What For 1 Follower In Real Life

Git Webdev Programming

5 hours ago 87.0K views 0 shares

Getting 1,000 Instagram followers? Cool, whatever. 100 Twitter followers? Meh, decent. 5 Reddit followers? Now we're talking—you're basically a celebrity because who even follows people on Reddit? But ONE GitHub follower? *Chef's kiss* You've ascended to godhood. Someone looked at your spaghetti code, your half-finished projects, and your README that just says "TODO," and thought, "Yes, I need MORE of this in my life." That's not just validation, that's a spiritual awakening. Move over influencers, we've got a developer who someone actually wants to stalk... I mean, follow... for their code commits.

If Too Expensive Then Shut Down Prod

Gcp Devops Backend Cloud

6 hours ago 98.1K views 0 shares

Google Cloud's cost optimization recommendations hit different when they casually suggest shutting down your VM to save $5.16/month. Like yeah, technically that WOULD save money, but that VM is... you know... running your entire production application. The best part? The recommendation system has no idea what's critical and what's not. It just sees an idle CPU and thinks "hmm, wasteful." Meanwhile, that "idle" VM is serving thousands of users and keeping your business alive. But sure, let's save the cost of a fancy latte per month by nuking prod. Cloud providers really out here giving you the financial advice equivalent of "have you tried just not being poor?" Peak efficiency mindset right there.

Rtx $5090

Hardware AI Gamedev

7 hours ago 119.1K views 0 shares

Oh look, it's the classic "I hate Nvidia but also I'm completely addicted to their GPUs" paradox! Watching the price go from $1999 to $2499 to $2999 and finally landing at a cool $5000 is like watching your bank account slowly file for bankruptcy in real-time. But here we are, Star-Lord style, pretending we're confused about why we keep crawling back to Team Green like Stockholm syndrome victims. The GPU market has basically become an abusive relationship where Nvidia keeps raising prices to absolutely BONKERS levels, everyone complains about monopolistic practices and scalper-friendly launches, and then... we all line up at 6 AM on launch day anyway because we NEED those ray-traced reflections and DLSS magic. It's fine, we're all fine, everything is fine while our wallets weep in the corner.

Did Anyone Say .. Sleep? What Sleep?

Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging

9 hours ago 152.0K views 0 shares

Game developers have transcended the physical realm and no longer require sleep. While teachers toss and turn grading papers, lawyers stress in their sleep over cases, and engineers curl up in the fetal position debugging their nightmares, game devs have simply... vanished. No body, no bed, no evidence they even attempted rest. The progression is beautiful: from slightly uncomfortable, to moderately distressed, to full existential crisis mode, to straight-up nonexistent. It's like watching the evolution of work-life balance in reverse. Game dev crunch culture has literally erased the concept of horizontal rest from existence. The empty pillow isn't just a joke—it's a documentary. Between fixing that one shader bug at 4 AM, optimizing frame rates, dealing with Unity's latest "features," and responding to Steam reviews calling your masterpiece "literally unplayable" because of a typo, who has time for biological necessities?

For Me It's A NAS But Yeah...

Linux Networking Devops Hardware Docker

10 hours ago 166.2K views 0 shares

You set up a cute little home server to host your personal projects, maybe run Plex, store your files, tinker with Docker containers... and suddenly everyone at the family gathering wants you to explain what it does. Next thing you know, Uncle Bob wants you to "fix his Wi-Fi" and your non-tech friends think you're running a crypto mining operation. The swear jar stays empty because you've learned to keep your mouth shut. But that "telling people about my home server when I wasn't asked" jar? That's your retirement fund. Every time you can't resist explaining your beautiful self-hosted setup, another dollar goes in. The worst part? You know you're doing it, but the urge to evangelize about your Raspberry Pi cluster is just too strong. Pro tip: The moment someone shows mild interest, you're already mentally planning their entire homelab migration. Nobody asked, but they're getting a 45-minute presentation anyway.

It May Have Been Chucked Out The Window

Programming Debugging

12 hours ago 182.3K views 0 shares

You give the computer explicit instructions. The computer, being the literal-minded silicon brick it is, executes exactly what you typed—not what you meant, not what you needed, but what you actually told it to do . And now it's sitting there with that smug look, waiting for you to realize the bug isn't in the machine. The gap between "what I told it to do" and "what I wanted it to do" is where every developer's sanity goes to die. You spend three hours debugging only to discover you wrote i++ instead of j++ in a nested loop. The computer did its job flawlessly. You, however, did not. Welcome to programming, where the machine is always right and you're always wrong, but somehow it's still the computer's fault.

Can People Even Tell The Difference Anymore

AI Git Programming Frontend Backend

13 hours ago 207.3K views 0 shares

Can People Even Tell The Difference Anymore

You spend days crafting a pull request, refactoring everything, writing tests, adding documentation, making it absolutely beautiful. Then some bot rolls up and says "Full of AI slop, completely unhelpful" and you just... lose it. The real gut punch? Half the time the bot is right. With AI code generators flooding repos with generic solutions and copy-paste answers, human-written code is starting to look suspiciously similar to GPT's homework. We've reached the point where genuine effort gets flagged as synthetic garbage while actual AI slop sneaks through because it happened to use the right buzzwords. The Turing test has officially reversed: now we have to prove we're NOT robots.

What's Stopping You From Coding Like This?

Programming Hardware

14 hours ago 211.7K views 0 shares

What's Stopping You From Coding Like This?

Honestly? Gravity, mostly. Also the fact that my laptop doesn't have a ceiling mount and I'm not about to spend $500 on a standing desk just to flip it upside down. But hey, if lying on your bed staring up at a monitor suspended in mid-air helps you debug that segfault, who am I to judge? Someone really looked at their ergonomic nightmare of a setup and thought "you know what would make this worse? Fighting gravity while typing." Props for the dedication to maximum discomfort though. Your chiropractor is gonna buy a yacht with your money. The real question: how many times did they accidentally knock that laptop off before getting the angle just right? And more importantly, what happens when you need to reach for your coffee?

My Entire Life😭🤷🏻‍♀️

Debugging Programming Testing

14 hours ago 216.7K views 0 shares

Congratulations, you've discovered Schrödinger's grade—simultaneously failing and passing until someone observes your code logic. The developer who wrote this clearly believes that 85 exists in some quantum superposition where it's both less than AND greater than or equal to 85. The real tragedy here isn't just the missing else statement—it's that both conditions will execute, concatenating "FAILED" and "PASSED" into the beautiful Frankenstein's monster that is "FAILEDPASSED". It's like the universe couldn't decide what you deserved, so it gave you both. Very existential. Pro tip: If your grading system outputs "FAILEDPASSED", you might want to reconsider your career choices. Or just learn about mutually exclusive conditions. Either works.

Lets Try It Together

Linux Bash Programming

14 hours ago 223.4K views 0 shares

You know that special moment when you accidentally hit Ctrl+C while running sudo rm -rf /* and desperately ask if there's an undo button? Yeah, "Good question" is the polite way of saying "you just nuked your entire filesystem and we're both about to witness a digital cremation." The fact that someone responds with Shrek's deadpan "Good question" instead of screaming is peak Unix user energy. There's no undo. There's no going back. There's only backups you hopefully made yesterday and a fresh OS install. Fun fact: the -rf flags mean "recursive force" - basically telling your system to delete everything without asking questions, like a hitman with no conscience.

Too Bad It Won't Be Ready Till 2028-2030

Hardware AI Gamedev Cloud

16 hours ago 241.0K views 0 shares

Too Bad It Won't Be Ready Till 2028-2030

GPU makers spent years treating gamers like an afterthought, jacking up prices to astronomical levels because AI companies were throwing money at them like confetti. Meanwhile, regular consumers were left refreshing Newegg at 3 AM hoping to snag a GPU that didn't cost more than their rent. But here comes China, ascending like a divine intervention after getting banned from Western chips. They're speedrunning their own GPU development, and suddenly NVIDIA's looking nervous. The irony? By the time China's GPUs hit the market (somewhere between 2028-2030), Western GPU makers might actually remember that gamers exist. Nothing motivates innovation quite like the fear of competition. Who knew geopolitics would be the hero gamers needed?

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