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Flexing In 2025

4 minutes ago 629 views 0 shares

Imagine thinking you're hot stuff because you can code on a plane without internet. Meanwhile, the rest of us panic if Stack Overflow is down for 5 seconds. This legend is out here raw-dogging code like it's 1995—no AI copilot holding their hand, no documentation tabs open, no frantic Googling "how to reverse a string in [language]" for the 47th time. The real flex isn't the airplane mode—it's the "carefully reading error messages" part. We all know 99% of developers just copy-paste errors into Google faster than you can say "segmentation fault." This person is literally using their brain as a debugger. Absolutely unhinged behavior. Fun fact: Studies show that developers spend about 35% of their time searching for solutions online. This madlad is operating in hard mode while the rest of us have ChatGPT on speed dial. Respect the hustle, but also... why torture yourself?

Coding With Eslint

Javascript Webdev Typescript Frontend

29 minutes ago 6.1K views 0 shares

You declare one class for the first time in your life, feeling proud of yourself, and ESLint immediately comes at you with the fury of a thousand linters. "Declared but never used" it screams, as if you weren't planning to use it in literally the next line. But no, ESLint has already judged you, found you wanting, and sentenced you to squiggly red underlines. It's like having a backseat driver who starts yelling before you even put the car in drive.

Randomly Stumbled Upon This Code In My Company's Product (CAE Software)

Programming C++ Algorithms Math

2 hours ago 29.7K views 0 shares

Randomly Stumbled Upon This Code In My Company's Product (CAE Software)

Someone really said "I could use a loop" and then proceeded to manually hardcode what appears to be quaternion rotation calculations for every possible case. Each line is a beautiful handcrafted snowflake of copy-pasted arithmetic operations with slightly different array indices. This is what happens when you learn programming from a stenographer. The best part? There's probably a single matrix multiplication library function that could replace this entire screen of madness. But no, someone decided to type out hundreds of lines of p.a.c[i] * p.a.c[j] combinations like they were getting paid by the character. The code review must have been legendary. This is peak "it works, don't touch it" territory. Nobody's refactoring this beast because nobody wants to be the one who breaks the CAE software that's been running in production for 15 years.

Everyone Watching This Poorly Timed Video Like

Hardware AI Cloud

3 hours ago 45.0K views 0 shares

Everyone Watching This Poorly Timed Video Like

When NVIDIA drops a flex video about their shiny new supercomputer literally ONE HOUR before their stock crashes harder than a null pointer exception. The timing couldn't be worse if they tried. Imagine watching someone enthusiastically show off their expensive GPU setup while you're sitting there knowing what's about to happen to the market. It's like watching someone propose right before finding out they're about to get fired. The cognitive dissonance is chef's kiss . Nothing says "oof" quite like 54K people collectively experiencing secondhand financial embarrassment through a YouTube thumbnail.

I Only See People Talking About AM4 Or AM5, Never About LGA Sockets. Why?

Hardware

4 hours ago 62.7K views 0 shares

I Only See People Talking About AM4 Or AM5, Never About LGA Sockets. Why?

Intel's LGA sockets sitting at the bottom of the ocean while AMD's AM4 and AM5 get all the love and attention from the PC building community. It's like being the third wheel, except you're also slowly decomposing underwater. The truth? AMD nailed the marketing game and the longevity factor. AM4 lasted like 5 years with backward compatibility that made people feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Meanwhile, Intel's been churning out LGA sockets like they're going out of style—LGA1151, LGA1200, LGA1700—making upgraders buy new motherboards every generation like it's a subscription service. Poor LGA1700 down there just wanted some recognition, but nope. The internet has chosen its champion, and it's Team Red all the way. RIP to all the forgotten Intel sockets that never got their moment in the sun.

Guess I'll Wait It Out...

AI Hardware Programming

5 hours ago 78.1K views 0 shares

The eternal cycle of tech employment. You grind through the job hunt, finally land that position, start dreaming about upgrading your potato laptop with your first real paycheck... and then the AI bubble bursts right when you're about to click "Buy Now" on that sweet gaming rig. So you sit there with your ancient machine, watching the market implode, knowing that prebuilt you wanted is now either out of stock or somehow MORE expensive despite the recession. Classic tech worker timing: always one economic disaster away from decent hardware. At least you still have a job... for now. Time to learn how to build PCs from spare parts like it's 2008 again.

Memory Prices Make Me Cry

Hardware Devops Programming

8 hours ago 107.3K views 0 shares

Picture this: You're an IT company trying to upgrade your infrastructure, and RAM prices are skyrocketing faster than your coffee consumption during sprint week. Your company's net worth? Doubled! Not because you're crushing it with innovation or landing massive contracts, but because the memory sticks sitting in your server room are now worth more than the actual servers themselves. It's like discovering your dusty Pokemon cards are suddenly worth a fortune, except way less fun and infinitely more depressing. The market giveth, and the market taketh away... your budget, your sanity, and your ability to justify that "necessary" 128GB upgrade. Companies are literally hoarding RAM like it's digital gold, watching their balance sheets inflate while their ability to actually BUY more RAM deflates. What a time to be alive in the tech industry!

Courage Driven Coding

Git Devops Programming Debugging Backend

9 hours ago 135.5K views 0 shares

When you skip the entire compilation step and push straight to production, you're not just living dangerously—you're basically proposing marriage on the first date. The sheer audacity of committing to master without even checking if your code compiles is the kind of confidence that either makes you a legend or gets you fired. Probably both, in that order. Some call it reckless. Others call it a war crime against DevOps. But hey, who needs CI/CD pipelines when you've got pure, unfiltered bravery? The compiler warnings were just suggestions anyway, right? Right?!

Dr Blame The Dev

Rust Golang C++ Typescript Javascript

10 hours ago 142.9K views 0 shares

Someone wrote a manifesto about how using C, C++, Python, or vanilla JavaScript in production is basically corporate negligence, advocating for Rust, Go, and TypeScript instead. The reply? "Nonsense. If your code has reached the point of unmaintainable complexity, then blame the author, not the language." Classic developer blame game. The first person is basically saying "your tools are bad and you should feel bad," while the second person fires back with "skill issue, not language issue." Both are technically correct, which makes this argument eternal. The reality? Yeah, modern languages with better type systems and memory safety do prevent entire classes of bugs. But also yeah, a terrible developer can write unmaintainable garbage in any language, including Rust. You can't memory-safety your way out of 10,000-line functions and zero documentation. The real takeaway: if you're shipping production code in 2025 without considering memory safety and type guarantees, you're making a choice. Just make sure it's an informed one, not a "we've always done it this way" one.

I Am All For Memory Production For Gamers, But Let's Not Forget What Kind Of Company Asus Is, Yes?

Hardware

11 hours ago 156.5K views 0 shares

I Am All For Memory Production For Gamers, But Let's Not Forget What Kind Of Company Asus Is, Yes?

When ASUS tries to act all wholesome about producing more RAM for gamers, PCMR is quick to remind them about that little 2023 motherboard scandal. You know, the one where AM5 motherboards were literally frying CPUs because of overvoltage issues? Yeah, that one. ASUS tried to gaslight customers into thinking it was user error, denied RMAs left and right, and basically showed their true colors when things went south. The tech community doesn't forget corporate shenanigans that easily—we're like elephants, but with RGB lighting and trust issues. So while everyone's hyped about cheaper DDR5, some of us remember when ASUS was more interested in protecting their bottom line than their customers' $500 CPUs. But hey, at least the memes are fire... unlike those motherboards should've been.

Git Commit Git Push Oh Fuck

Git Devops Programming Debugging

11 hours ago 163.5K views 0 shares

You know what's hilarious? We all learned semantic versioning in like week one, nodded along seriously, then proceeded to ship version 2.7.123 because we kept breaking production at 3am and needed to hotfix our hotfixes. That "shame version" number climbing into triple digits? Yeah, that's basically a public counter of how many times you muttered "how did this pass code review" while frantically pushing fixes. The comment "0.1.698" is *chef's kiss* because someone out there really did increment the patch version 698 times. At that point you're not following semver, you're just keeping a tally of your regrets. The real kicker is when your PM asks "when are we going to v1.0?" and you realize you've been in beta for 3 years because committing to a major version feels like admitting you know what you're doing.

What Should I Do Now

Programming Webdev Debugging Databases Frontend

14 hours ago 189.7K views 0 shares

Guy's surname is "Wu" and some form system decided that two characters just isn't enough for a last name. Because clearly, every database architect in history assumed all humans follow the same naming conventions. The validation rule says minimum 3 characters, and Wu says "I exist." Meta's official account responding with "wuhoooo!" is either peak corporate humor or someone in their social media team is having way too much fun. Fun fact: This is a classic example of Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names . Names can be one character, they can have no last name, they can be symbols, they can change daily. Your regex won't save you.

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