The four horsemen of the programmer's apocalypse, except they're actually... good? It starts with the mild panic of tackling a complex feature from scratch—standard Tuesday stuff. But then the impossible happens: you write the code in a day (suspicious), it works on the first try (definitely witchcraft), and somehow it even handles edge cases you didn't know existed (at this point, you've clearly made a deal with some eldrich coding deity). The escalating facial expressions perfectly capture that journey from "I'm doomed" to "I am become Death, destroyer of bugs." The final glowing red eyes represent the brief moment of godlike power before reality crashes back in with a null pointer exception.

Someone asks an engineer to "prove it" by naming every computer ever, and Richard responds with the perfect programmer solution: a loop that literally names every computer "ever." It's the coding equivalent of being asked to name every Pokémon and answering "Jeff. I've named them all Jeff." Technically correct—the best kind of correct! The classic programmer's malicious compliance through clever syntax rather than endless enumeration. Why memorize when you can automate?

The bell curve of intelligence strikes again! On both ends of the IQ spectrum (the 0.1% geniuses), we have pragmatic folks who simply use Excel to solve business problems. Meanwhile, the average developer (the 68% in the middle) is frantically panicking about building custom applications with a bazillion programming languages and frameworks. It's the classic "overthinking tech solutions" syndrome. The truly brilliant minds understand that sometimes the best tool is the one Karen from accounting already knows how to use. Why spend 6 months developing a custom app when a spreadsheet with some macros will do the trick? The irony is delicious - developers surrounded by JS, Python, Java, and dozens of frameworks, yet Excel has been quietly solving business problems since 1985. Sometimes the real 200 IQ move is knowing when not to code.

The four stages of developer delusion: Stage 1: "Sure, sounds easy enough... I think I can finish that task in 20 minutes" *confidently frames the world with hands* Stage 2: *grabs head in existential despair as reality sets in* Stage 3: *stretching in preparation for the long coding marathon ahead* Stage 4: "how do i make a browser" *desperately Googling basics* The classic 20-minute task that evolves into questioning your entire career choice. Tale as old as compiler time.