The Escalation Of Privileges

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Telling someone to "pipe it to cat" is basically asking them to take their output and show it on screen, which is like saying "show me that thing" with extra Unix steps. The beauty is how we've normalized saying absolutely ridiculous phrases with complete seriousness. Non-programmers must think we're in some bizarre cult where we pipe things to cats and fork children while killing zombies and orphans. And honestly? They're not entirely wrong.

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Content Supervisor: Remember the format you're supposed to comment when committing to GitHub? Me: Yes. Supervisor: Then why did vou write "Cool changes" here?