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Free software advocate Richard Stallman having an existential crisis after learning Windows 11's Start menu is a React Native app that devours CPU cycles. Microsoft really said "let's make clicking a button as resource-intensive as possible" and shipped it anyway. The irony of using a JavaScript framework for a core OS function is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Your 32GB RAM gaming rig struggling to open a menu that MS-DOS could handle with 640K. Progress!

The classic illusion of choice in software installations! You're given two options - "Express Installation" which you reject because it sounds suspiciously like it'll install 17 toolbars and change your homepage. Then there's "Custom Installation" which you eagerly select to maintain control... only to discover it has exactly the same options as Express. It's like when you spend 10 minutes carefully configuring installation settings just to end up with the default configuration anyway. The software equivalent of asking "Do you want it my way or... also my way but with extra clicks?"

The innovation we've been waiting for since 1981! Someone took a PC, made it smaller, and called it PC 2. Revolutionary stuff. Next they'll tell us it runs Windows 11 without crashing for a whole day. The tech industry's idea of a sequel is just making the same thing but in cube form. Square design, brave choice - because corners were the main problem with computing all along.

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The pinnacle of dad-joke programming humor! Someone literally attached a RAM stick to a leek vegetable, creating the most literal "memory leek" in computing history. While developers spend hours hunting for memory leaks in their code—those pesky unallocated resources slowly consuming RAM—this genius found a hardware solution. Next time your Windows machine slows to a crawl, maybe it just needs some fresh produce instead of another debugging session. Technically accurate and nutritionally balanced!

Content When the management makes a move without devs approval and proper testing. o redolit Use App Switching to Linux caused our apps to malfunction Hello everybody! Recently, our management decided that switching to the Linux OS would be better. Before that, everyone could work on what they preferred, either macOS or Windows. But, we'd heard a lot of positive feedback about Linux when it comes to managing work processes. That app was developed years ago and ran like a well-oiled machine. The developer gave us the EXE format file. It perfectly runs on Windows, while macOS users could run it through the WineBottler app. We'd never had any bugs with it until we switched to Linux. As far as I know, Linux has no issues reading and running the EXE format files. Sometimes the apps simply can't connect to the internet to get the info from the seaports. Moreover, it stopped recognizing some seaports even though they are still operating. It's become impossible to work in those conditions.