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♀️ Female ♂️ Male 🔀 Programmers

Programming Hardware

7 days ago 158.7K views 0 shares

♀️ Female ♂️ Male 🔀 Programmers

Oh honey, forget your biological gender symbols—programmers have transcended mortal labels and evolved into their TRUE FORM: a USB symbol. Because nothing represents the programmer experience quite like trying to plug yourself in three times before you finally fit into society. The USB symbol perfectly captures our existence: we're universal, serial, and we bus our way through life. Plus, just like USB connections, programmers only work properly after being flipped twice and questioned extensively about compatibility issues. Gender? Nah. We identify as data transfer protocols now. Our pronouns are plug/unplug. 💾

When AI Learns From The Dark Side Of Reddit

AI Hardware Programming

9 days ago 194.7K views 0 shares

When AI Learns From The Dark Side Of Reddit

Google's AI desperately trying to be helpful while some random Reddit user decided to inject pure toxicity into the knowledge base. The contrast between the detailed technical explanation about USB headers and the sudden "Kill yourself" comment is peak internet whiplash. It's like when you're peacefully debugging code and suddenly hit that one cryptic StackOverflow answer from a user with -47 karma. Modern AI systems scraping the web for knowledge are basically digital toddlers learning vocabulary at a biker bar.

All My Homies Hate This Header

Hardware

13 days ago 132.2K views 0 shares

All My Homies Hate This Header

The universal law of USB: you'll try to plug it in, flip it, try again, flip it once more, then somehow the original orientation works. That blue connector has caused more collective frustration than any code review I've ever been through. It's like it exists in the 4th dimension where neither orientation is correct until you've wasted exactly 15 seconds of your life trying. And don't get me started on trying to plug one in under a desk in the dark—that's basically a blindfolded puzzle game nobody asked for.

I Will Find The Guy Who Did This...

Hardware

29 days ago 147.9K views 0 shares

I Will Find The Guy Who Did This...

Ah yes, the infamous "fourth USB port that requires quantum physics to insert correctly." Some diabolical hardware engineer decided three normal USB ports wasn't enough torture and added that sideways HDMI port just to watch the world burn. It's the tech equivalent of putting a fake electrical outlet at the airport. That special kind of evil that makes you try to plug in your USB cable 17 times before realizing you're attempting to jam it into what is clearly NOT a USB port. Whoever designed this deserves to spend eternity trying to plug a USB-A cable in correctly on the first try.

99% Of Windows Usability Issues Would Be Fixed If Windows Had The Guts To Add This Button

Windows Microsoft Programming Debugging

1 month ago 182.8K views 1 shares

99% Of Windows Usability Issues Would Be Fixed If Windows Had The Guts To Add This Button

The eternal Windows USB ejection saga continues! That dialog box where Windows claims your device is "in use" but refuses to tell you what is using it is the digital equivalent of saying "there's a problem" without offering any solutions. The suggested button would skip the detective work of hunting down phantom file handles and just command whatever process to release its death grip on your USB drive. It's the command-line equivalent of sudo but for impatient Windows users who just want their flash drive back without rebooting their entire system.

Phish Or Treat?

Security

1 month ago 168.1K views 1 shares

Phish Or Treat?

Ah, the USB stick disguised as a Kit Kat bar—the perfect metaphor for how social engineering works. Hackers don't need fancy zero-day exploits when they can just wrap malware in something irresistibly familiar. Sure, go ahead, plug that chocolate-looking device into your work computer. Your data will be gone faster than a real Kit Kat in an office break room. Security training budget? Nah, we'd rather spend it on actual Kit Kats.

Someone Has To Do It, Right?

Hardware

3 months ago 156.4K views 1 shares

Someone Has To Do It, Right?

Every computer needs that one USB port that's upside down just to keep us humble. It's like the universe saying, "Oh, you think you're a hotshot developer who can deploy microservices to Kubernetes? Let's see you plug this in correctly on the first try." The three-dimensional quantum uncertainty of USB insertion remains the only problem computer science hasn't solved in 40 years. No matter how many times you flip it, it's wrong until that magical third attempt when physics temporarily breaks down.

The Evolution Of Piracy

Windows Security Hardware Microsoft

4 months ago 199.9K views 0 shares

The Evolution Of Piracy

The corporate escalation from digital to physical threats is just *chef's kiss*. Top image shows a bootleg Windows 7 on a USB stick labeled as "anti-piracy software" - the irony being it's clearly a pirated copy with Chinese text. Below we have actual naval weaponry labeled "anti-piracy hardware" - because apparently when software DRM fails, the next logical step is literal cannons. Microsoft's evolution from "please don't copy our software" to "we have weaponry and we're not afraid to use it." The software industry's final form isn't better code - it's maritime warfare.

Flush Mounted Engineering

Hardware

4 months ago 149.6K views 0 shares

Flush Mounted Engineering

When you've been in IT long enough, you start appreciating the finer things in life—like a USB receiver hammered so flush into the port that it's now a permanent hardware feature. Sure, you could use the little eject button they provide, but where's the primal satisfaction in that? Nothing says "senior developer" like hardware modifications that would make the warranty department cry. The best part? When someone asks for help removing it, you get to say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" with a straight face while secretly knowing it's never coming out.

Updated BIOS With A "Thumb Drive"

Hardware

5 months ago 164.5K views 0 shares

Updated BIOS With A "Thumb Drive"

OH. MY. GOD. Someone took "thumb drive" WAY too literally! Instead of using an actual USB flash drive to update their BIOS like a normal human being, this tech rebel just JAMMED THEIR ACTUAL THUMB into the computer port! The audacity! The innovation! The sheer disregard for basic computer anatomy! I'm having heart palpitations just looking at this hardware violation. Next thing you know they'll be "installing more RAM" by shoving a sheep into their PC case. THE HORROR!

The Quantum Mechanics Of USB Connections

Hardware Physics

6 months ago 174.2K views 0 shares

The Quantum Mechanics Of USB Connections

The universal law of USB ports: you'll always try to plug it in wrong twice before getting it right. First attempt? Wrong. Flip it? Still wrong. Flip it back to the original position that somehow magically works now? Success! It's like quantum physics for connectors - the USB exists in a superposition of wrong orientations until observed by the third attempt. After 15 years in tech, I'm convinced USB ports are secretly designed by chaos engineers who feed on our frustration.

USB: The Ultimate Shape Sorting Challenge

Hardware

6 months ago 141.4K views 0 shares

USB: The Ultimate Shape Sorting Challenge

Turns out those childhood shape sorters weren't just toys—they were USB insertion simulators. We spent years shoving squares into triangular holes only to grow up and still need three attempts to plug in a USB. The universe's most sophisticated training program, and we all failed spectacularly. At least modern USB-C is reversible, so now we only need two attempts instead of three.

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