The desktop of nightmares! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of hoarding – hundreds of files scattered across the desktop like landmines in a battlefield.
This is that one coworker who says "I have a system" but their system is pure chaos. The same person who can somehow find that one specific document in 0.3 seconds while you watch in horror.
Ten years as a tech lead and I still break into cold sweats when clients share their screens and I see this. It's like watching someone code with their elbows – technically possible but deeply unsettling.