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Oh. My. GOD. Only Microsoft could turn a simple "close window" function into a MULTIPLICATION MIRACLE! 🤦‍♀️ You ask Task Manager to die, and instead it spawns TWINS like some digital hydra! "Kill one process, two shall take its place!" This is what happens when your debugging strategy is just crossing your fingers and whispering sweet nothings to your code. The absolute AUDACITY of Windows 11 to look at user requests and go "Hmm, that sounds like a suggestion rather than a command." No wonder the cartoon character is having an existential crisis - we're all just one Windows update away from our computers achieving sentience through pure chaos!

Content stackoverflow Questions git rebase: "error: cannot stat 'file': Permission denied" 91 13 I'm using git, and made a small commit followed by a large one. I decided to use git rebase to squash the two commits together before pushing them. (I've never done this before.) So l did: git rebase - i HEAD-2 This gave me my editor, where I chose to pick the earlier commit and squash the later one. When I saved, git said: error: cannot stat 'filename': Permission denied Could not apply sha1 for later commit... initial line of text for that commit Now: Neither commit appears when I do git log. git status tells me I'm "Not currently on any branch." One file is listed as modified and in the index, and two files are listed as untracked. My first commit had just one file (I think), and my second commit had a good dozen. What happened!? How do I fix it? gIt I git-rebase share edit close flag asked May 11 '11 at 21:33 Kyraless: 116k 26 137 183 Are you, by and chance, using git on windows? - Charles Bailey May 11 '11 at 21:35 Yes. I run the commands in a DOS window. - Kyralessa May 11 '11 at 21:36 49 Just close VISUAL STUDIO. It might work share edit flag answered Sep 25 '13 at 19:55 GEl Mandan 03 616 This worked for mel - Fillip Peyton Aug 15 '14 at 18:45 this is the correct answer.. Thank You! - toha Dec 17 '14 at 7:51 I had visual studio locking those files, too. Unlocker showed me. - Varga Tamas Jan 14 '15 at 8:13 Thank you! Worked for me - juliet Feb 11 '15 at 22:16

The WinRAR business model: offer unlimited "40-day trials" that nobody pays for, then act shocked when someone actually purchases a license. That single spike in the revenue chart probably triggered emergency champagne protocols and a company-wide holiday. The CEO's face says it all – equal parts disbelief and "wait, the payment system actually works?"

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Every Linux evangelist swears their distro can do "everything" and is "super convenient" until someone asks the most basic question imaginable. Signing a PDF? That simple task your grandma does on Windows without thinking? Suddenly you're knee-deep in terminal commands, installing dependencies, reading StackOverflow threads from 2009, and questioning every life decision that led you here. The beauty here is the instant realization that they've been caught in their own hype. "Modern distros are very convenient" immediately crumbles when faced with real-world office tasks. Sure, Linux can compile kernels and run Docker containers like a dream, but signing a PDF? That's apparently asking too much. Those 45 minutes were probably spent trying LibreOffice, Xournal, pdftk, and eventually giving up and using a sketchy online tool.

The ultimate renewable energy source: Linux evangelism! Someone says "Linux can't do that" and boom—an army of penguin enthusiasts hikes uphill with solar-powered loudspeakers, only to fall through a trapdoor and power a turbine on their way down. It's basically how the entire Stack Overflow ecosystem functions. The best part? They're safely deposited at the bottom, ready to climb again when someone mentions gaming on Windows. The circle of life continues, and free electricity for everyone!