Some But Not All

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Some But Not All

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Windows Network Diagnostics: the digital equivalent of a Magic 8-Ball that only knows how to say "Try again later." You click it knowing full well it's about to spend 30 seconds pretending to work, only to tell you it found nothing wrong while your internet is clearly dead. It's like calling tech support and having them ask if you've tried turning it off and on again, except the support agent is a progress bar with commitment issues. The best part? Sometimes it actually claims to have fixed something, but your connection is still broken. Truly the participation trophy of troubleshooting tools.

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