New Ms Logo

Someone took Microsoft's iconic four-square logo and replaced it with the emotional journey of using their products. Top left: nuclear explosion (error). Top right: crying face (frustration). Bottom left: sad face (depression). Bottom right: somehow still smiling (Stockholm syndrome). Then they renamed it "Microslop" because subtlety is overrated.

The logo perfectly captures the developer experience: start with catastrophic errors, cry about it, accept your fate with sadness, and eventually develop an inexplicable attachment to the pain. It's like a visual representation of every Windows update, Azure outage, and "Works on my machine" moment rolled into one beautiful disaster.