Razer Software Is So Impatient

Listen up, children! Gather 'round for tales of the ANCIENT TIMES! Back in the mystical era of VB 6.0, we didn't have your fancy object-oriented programming with inheritance hierarchies and polymorphic nightmares! NO! We wrote pseudo code that magically worked! Just slapped some spaghetti code together, hit compile, and BOOM—functioning software! No encapsulation, no abstraction, just pure, chaotic WORKING CODE! Those were the days when men were men and bugs were features! *dramatically wipes tear* The simplicity! The madness! The absolute HORROR of maintaining it years later!

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Look at this absolute HERO pretending not to know why Windows development is a nightmare! Honey, we've ALL been there - fighting with path separators, random DLL hell, and that registry that's basically a haunted house for configuration settings. The sheer AUDACITY of Windows to crash your IDE right when you're in the flow state! And don't even get me STARTED on the permissions drama. But we just smile through the pain because at this point we've invested too much time to admit defeat. It's Stockholm syndrome with a GUI!