K-Means Be Like: Manual Clustering Nightmare

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K-Means Be Like: Manual Clustering Nightmare

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OH MY GODDD! This is LITERALLY k-means clustering in its purest form! Those poor souls are manually separating colored balls into distinct clusters like some twisted data science ritual! The algorithm in real life is just as chaotic - throwing random centroids around and then frantically shuffling points between groups until everything looks "good enough." The absolute DRAMA of unsupervised learning, where you're just desperately hoping your arbitrary number of clusters makes sense! And don't even get me started on how this perfectly captures the "elbow method" failing spectacularly when you realize you picked the wrong k value and now your entire analysis is a technicolor disaster!

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