Introducing Windows 12

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Introducing Windows 12

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Microsoft's design team went absolutely wild with those fancy new wallpaper curves, but apparently forgot to allocate any budget for the actual UI. We've got this gorgeous, futuristic Windows 12 backdrop that looks like it was rendered on a NASA supercomputer, and right in the middle sits "Message Copilot"—a window so aggressively blank it makes a fresh index.html look feature-rich.

The contrast is *chef's kiss*—they're pushing AI assistants as the next big thing while the interface itself looks like it's still loading from a dial-up connection. Nothing says "cutting-edge operating system" quite like a completely empty dialog box photobombing your $200 wallpaper. At least the taskbar icon matches the window's energy: minimalist to the point of nonexistence.

Classic Microsoft move: revolutionize the aesthetics, ship the functionality as "coming in a future update."

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