Dialup Glory Days

Well, technically correct is the best kind of correct. Someone took the phrase "Mac supports Windows" way too literally and just... propped their MacBook in an actual window frame. Because why spend $2000 on a laptop if you can't use it as a glorified window prop, right? The dad joke energy here is off the charts. It's the kind of pun that makes you groan and chuckle simultaneously – perfect for those who've survived the Boot Camp vs Parallels debates or watched Apple Silicon kill their dual-boot dreams. At least this kind of Windows support doesn't require any drivers or virtual machines.

So Microsoft recalled their Recall feature (the irony is chef's kiss) because people rightfully freaked out about their AI taking constant screenshots of everything they do. Privacy concerns? Nah, never heard of 'em. But here's the kicker: they're like that sketchy ex who can't take a hint. Every. Single. Update. They keep trying to slip Recall back in, hoping you won't notice. "Oh sorry, did we accidentally enable screenshot surveillance again? Our bad! Must've been a bug." It's the digital equivalent of someone saying "I respect your boundaries" while actively climbing through your window. Classic Microsoft move—when users say no, they hear "try again later with more persistence."

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When you're about to drop $415 on a Dell Workstation but then notice it's model 5070. That's not a PC, that's a glorified HTTP error code with a graphics card. Somewhere, a server admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why. At least it's not model 404 - then you'd never find it after ordering.

Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.