Dialup Glory Days

The ultimate Microsoft Stockholm Syndrome! In 2020, users were desperately clinging to Windows 7, screaming "DON'T FORCE ME TO INSTALL 10" as Microsoft ended support. Fast forward to 2025, and those same users are now sobbing on the floor begging Windows 10 "DON'T LEAVE ME" as its end-of-life approaches and Windows 11 looms ominously. The irony is delicious. First we hate the update, then we can't live without it. It's like refusing to try a new IDE for years, then panicking when your favorite gets deprecated. The cycle of tech dependency continues!

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The four horsemen of the apocalypse: World of Warcraft, beige computer tower, Mountain Dew, and pepperoni pizza. Back when your biggest worry was whether your guild would show up for the raid, not whether your Docker container would deploy correctly. The "work from home" setup before it was mandatory – except you weren't working, you were grinding for epic gear while your parents yelled about the phone line being tied up. Twenty years later and I'm still staring at screens, drinking caffeine, and eating delivery food... just with better resolution and more expensive hardware.

The enlightened path of the solo gamer who spends ridiculous amounts of money on hardware just to play decade-old games in glorious isolation. This is peak gaming evolution—spending $3000 on a setup that could launch satellites but instead runs Skyrim for the 47th playthrough. The true galaxy brain move: avoiding the psychological warfare of MOBAs where teenagers question your existence, intelligence, and family lineage in creative ways that would impress Shakespeare. Instead, our hero hunts for meaningless digital trophies while sitting in a chair that costs more than some people's monthly rent. And the Steam sale bargain? That's just the cherry on top of financial irresponsibility—buying 27 games for $4.99 that will sit untouched in your library until the heat death of the universe.

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