Dad Advice For Your Dying Windows PC

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Yes, apparently gamers need antivirus software too. Because nothing says "elite gaming rig" like paying €19.99 to protect your system from the viruses you downloaded while trying to get free Minecraft skins. The real game here is Norton convincing gamers they need special protection from "dark web monitoring" when the darkest web most encounter is Discord at 3AM. Bonus points for the physical cards that let you download digital software—perfect for when you want the environmental impact of plastic with the convenience of... having to type everything in anyway.

Regular users vs the suit-wearing power trippers who insist on "Run as administrator" for literally everything. Same person, different permissions—suddenly they're sprinting to fix that printer driver like they've got divine authority. The rest of us peasants just click "Run" and pray Windows doesn't throw a tantrum about missing privileges. Nothing says "corporate hierarchy" like needing admin rights to install Notepad++.

Oh, the corporate laptop as a job security oracle! 🔮 Dell = 3 strikes policy. Classic corporate America with its rigid HR policies. "Did you try rebooting your career?" MacBook = startup life in a nutshell. Your job security is directly proportional to the VC's bank account. Hope those ping pong tables were worth it! Lenovo ThinkPad = government job stability. The laptop that survives nuclear blasts and the employee who survives every round of layoffs. Both equally indestructible. And if HP had made the list? Probably "Your printer will jam before your career does."

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