Dad Advice For Your Dying Windows PC

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Dad Advice For Your Dying Windows PC

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The classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" advice gets a Windows makeover. Dad's suggesting running DISM and SFC commands—the digital equivalent of "walk it off" for your computer. These commands repair system files and check for corruption, basically telling your PC to stop whining about its problems and fix itself. Just like real dad advice, it's both annoyingly simple and surprisingly effective.

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