Windows Logic

Administrator Permissions Uac System security User privileges Run as admin Windows shield Privilege escalation

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Windows Logic

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Same guy, different clothes, completely different permissions. Left: Regular user trying to install a printer driver. Right: That moment when you put on a suit and suddenly Windows thinks you're qualified to destroy the entire system. Nothing says "trust me with kernel access" like a red tie and the Windows shield icon.

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