Windows Logic

When your OS and GPU are about to become digital fossils in the same month. Windows 10 and NVIDIA's GTX 9/10 series are getting the "it's not you, it's me" treatment in October. Millions of perfectly functional systems suddenly crying out in terror before being silenced by obsolescence. The ultimate tech bro handshake of doom—united in their mutual journey to the software graveyard while your wallet quietly weeps in the corner.

The ultimate burn against Microsoft Teams! What started as a humble journey through various Windows trash bin designs has reached its final form in 2025 - the Teams icon. Nothing says "where productivity goes to die" quite like equating collaboration software to a literal garbage receptacle. The progression is just *chef's kiss* - from simple pixelated bins to the sleek modern trash can we all know and love to hate. Microsoft devs are probably in a Teams meeting right now discussing this meme while experiencing 17 different audio issues.

Someone tried to sing "If You're Happy And You Know It" in a command prompt and the computer responded the only way it knows how - with cold, unfeeling syntax errors. The computer doesn't care about your happiness. It only cares about correct syntax. This is basically every developer's relationship with their compiler in a nutshell. No clapping hands, just error messages.

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The eternal optimism of creating a "Tomorrow" folder for downloads you'll definitely get to... someday. Meanwhile, that Windows 8 theme pack has been sitting there since approximately the Jurassic period. Procrastination level: expert. The folder even has the audacity to only contain one item, like it's judging your life choices. At least the "NotMyFault" folder in last week is aptly named.

Even Death can't kill Internet Explorer properly. The Grim Reaper shows up with his "It's time to go" speech, but IE just freezes with the classic "Internet Explorer is not responding" message. The ultimate irony - a browser so slow it can't even die on time. Microsoft's digital cockroach somehow outlived its usefulness by a decade yet still managed to be the default browser for corporate America until IT finally got permission to upgrade... to Edge.