Arcane Terminals

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Arcane Terminals

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Windows users pretending there's a difference between cmd.exe and "black magic" is peak corporate delusion. Your grandma gets it – both are equally incomprehensible command-line interfaces that might as well be ancient sorcery. At least Linux terminal users admit they're practicing witchcraft.

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