Arcane Terminals

Content 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 35 36 37 38 30 40 41 42 45 46 47 48 dependentAssembly dependency (trustInfo xmIns"urn: schemas-microsoft-com: asm.v3", security requestedPrivileges requestedExecutionLevel level-"requireAdministrator" uiAccess"false" requestedPrivileges security trustInfo compatibility xmIns"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:compatibility.v1", !-- If you don't have those in your app, Windows 10's GetVersionEx() DELIBERATELY reports the WRONG version... which brings us to tonight's spelling bee: "How do you spell 'spineless morons?" !- The answer: "M-I-C-R-0-5-0-F-T; 'spineless morons application ! - - Windows 10 - supportedOS Id- (8e0f7a12-bfb3-4fe8-b9a5-48fd50a15a9a?" ) !- - Windows 8.1 -- supportedos Id- 1f676c76-801-4239-95bb-83def6dda78" !- - Windows 8 -- supportedos Id-"432f28e3-53b9-4441-ba9c-d69d4a4a6e38" !- - Windows 7 -- supportedOs Id- (35138b9a-5d96-4fbd-8e2d-a2440225f93a1 !-- Windows Vista - supportedOS Id- (e2011457 -1546-43c5-asfe-008deee3d3f0" application compatibility assembly

The unsolicited evangelism of Linux users is legendary. There you are, quietly using Windows, perhaps even enjoying it, when suddenly a wild Linux enthusiast appears, ready to deliver a 45-minute TED talk on why your OS choice is fundamentally flawed and how you could achieve digital enlightenment if only you'd embrace the terminal. It's the tech equivalent of vegans or CrossFit enthusiasts—they simply cannot comprehend that you haven't converted yet. Meanwhile, Windows users are just trying to open Excel without being lectured about the moral superiority of open-source software and the evils of corporate overlords. The irony? The Linux user's passionate sermon about freedom usually comes with the unspoken demand that you surrender your freedom to choose Windows.

Death? Inconvenient. But letting your coworkers think you're available for a 4PM sync? Unforgivable. The modern corporate afterlife requires proper status management. IT won't approve your heavenly bandwidth unless your Teams status is properly set to "Permanently OOO." Just imagine the Slack notifications in the casket. *ping* "Hey, noticed you're online. Quick question..."

Ah yes, the future of Windows: where your AI assistant doesn't just suggest things—it actively hijacks your workflow to serve you ads, invest your money in meme stocks, and disable your keyboard "for your convenience." The pop-up demanding you wait 2 minutes to interact with Copilot unless you pay $100/month is chef's kiss. And naturally, Copilot has already taken the liberty of investing all your money in MSFT because it knows what's best for you. Meanwhile, you're getting helpful tips about how you don't need a mouse anymore—just hold the Copilot key and speak! Because nothing says "productivity" like dictating requests to an AI that's already disabled your peripherals. The screen control request at the bottom is just the cherry on top. Windows 12: where the OS doesn't work for you, you work for the OS.

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Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute TRAVESTY of PC building ignorance on display here! 😱 This nephew is committing CARDINAL SINS of hardware understanding - locking his refresh rate at 144Hz while running 1080p (as if that's some technical achievement), drooling over prebuilts when REAL enthusiasts build their own, and claiming he needs more RGB (because obviously more rainbow lights = more computing power). The final nail in this coffin of tech sacrilege? He thinks upgrading from a 3060 Ti to a 4060 is worth bragging about. Honey, that's barely an upgrade - it's like trading your 2015 Honda Civic for a 2016 Honda Civic and calling yourself a car enthusiast! 💅