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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Hazmat Memes

Posts tagged with Hazmat

Your Friend Forgot How To Exit Vim

Vim Linux Programming Bash Debugging
10 months ago 497.7K views 0 shares
Your Friend Forgot How To Exit Vim
Full hazmat suits required for Vim extraction procedures. The desperate scribbling of "ESC :q!" is the universal distress signal among developers. Containment protocols dictate maintaining a safe distance from terminals running Vim without proper exit training. Some say the original developer is still stuck in there since 1991.

I Dont Remember This Scene

Vim Linux Programming Debugging Devops
1 year ago 456.1K views 2 shares
I Dont Remember This Scene
When your production server is infected with malware and the only way to communicate with the outside world is through Vim commands! That hazmat suit isn't protecting them from a virus - it's protecting them from the absolute horror of not being able to exit Vim. The desperate "ESC :q!" is the universal distress signal of developers trapped in the terminal abyss. Some say they're still trying to save and quit to this day...

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