Really Tired Of AI Hype

OMFG, the absolute AUDACITY of this code! 😱 Someone's gone and created the most SCANDALOUS piece of programming known to mankind - a file that's half "secret" and half "public GitHub" with nothing but pure, unadulterated NONSENSE! This masterpiece of chaos defines fruits as data types, throws in random words like "Spoon" and "Frozen", and then proceeds to create the most grammatically offensive function in history that looks like someone had a seizure on their keyboard while thinking about fruit salad. The punchline? Training AI on THIS would be like teaching a toddler English by reading them the ingredients list on a shampoo bottle... BACKWARDS... WHILE SCREAMING! 💀

OH MY GOD, the AI apocalypse is here in the form of railway chaos! 😱 Sure, your traditional coding path is a nice, straight, predictable track that takes 5 WHOLE HOURS of your precious life. But throw in some AI agents and BOOM—you've got a tangled nightmare of complexity that somehow works in 5 minutes! It's like trading your nice quiet country road for Grand Central Station during rush hour. Congratulations, you've saved 4 hours and 55 minutes, but your codebase now resembles a plate of spaghetti that even Italian grandmothers would disown. Speed or sanity? YOU CHOOSE!

Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute BETRAYAL of every AI enthusiast right here! 💔 You spend MONTHS drooling over fancy machine learning algorithms, only to have pure mathematics saunter by with that knowing smirk that says "honey, I was here first." The AUDACITY of math to just show up and remind everyone that all those neural networks are just glorified calculus in a trench coat! And don't even get me started on how we've all abandoned our first love (mathematics) for the hot new thing that's basically just... math with extra steps. The DRAMA! The SCANDAL!

Normal people just click on YouTube videos like trusting souls, blissfully unaware of the recommendation algorithm learning their deepest desires. Meanwhile, programmers are out here treating every click like a database transaction that needs to be isolated from their main browsing session. The paranoia is real—one misclick and suddenly YouTube thinks you're into 10-hour lo-fi coding streams or "Learn React in 30 seconds" shorts for the next six months. The incognito mode strategy is peak developer behavior: treating your watch history like production data that needs proper access control. Can't let that algorithm build a profile when you're just trying to watch one questionable tutorial without committing to a lifetime of similar content. It's basically the digital equivalent of wearing a disguise to the store.

Normal people use ChatGPT like civilized humans having a polite conversation with their AI assistant. Meanwhile, developers at ungodly hours have transformed into some sort of deranged puppet masters, spawning MULTIPLE ChatGPT instances like they're summoning an army of code-generating minions. Why have one AI when you can orchestrate an entire SYMPHONY of artificial intelligence, each one probably working on a different part of the same cursed project that's due tomorrow? It's giving "I've opened 47 Stack Overflow tabs but make it AI." The sheer chaos energy of juggling multiple AI conversations simultaneously while your brain runs on pure caffeine and desperation is truly unmatched. Welcome to modern software development, where we've gone from rubber duck debugging to commanding a legion of robot ducks.

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