Vanilla Javascript Is Deprecated

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Vanilla Javascript Is Deprecated

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OMG, the AUDACITY of TypeScript fanboys! 💅 They're literally out here WORSHIPPING static typing while looking down their noses at JavaScript like some kind of programming aristocracy! The bottom panel KILLS ME - "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" - as if JavaScript hasn't been thriving in chaotic type-free bliss for DECADES! Meanwhile TypeScript developers are over here clutching their precious type definitions like security blankets because they can't HANDLE the wild west freedom of undefined is not a function! Honey, if you need your compiler to hold your hand through variable assignments, just say that! 💁‍♀️

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