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Vanilla Javascript Is Deprecated

Vanilla Javascript Is Deprecated
OMG, the AUDACITY of TypeScript fanboys! ๐Ÿ’… They're literally out here WORSHIPPING static typing while looking down their noses at JavaScript like some kind of programming aristocracy! The bottom panel KILLS ME - "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" - as if JavaScript hasn't been thriving in chaotic type-free bliss for DECADES! Meanwhile TypeScript developers are over here clutching their precious type definitions like security blankets because they can't HANDLE the wild west freedom of undefined is not a function! Honey, if you need your compiler to hold your hand through variable assignments, just say that! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ

Types Of Types

Types Of Types
Ah, the eternal battle of type systems! In the top panel, we see C language with its compiler ready to stab you if you dare mix an int with a float. "Is that a char* you're passing to a function expecting void*? PREPARE TO DIE." Meanwhile, Python in the bottom panel is like that rebellious teenager: "Types? Yeah, I've heard of them. More like suggestions, really." Your variable can identify as an integer on Monday and a string by Wednesday afternoon. The IDE just stands there with a sign saying it could warn you, but honestly, it's not paid enough to care. The duality of programming: strict typing that makes you feel like you're disarming a bomb vs. dynamic typing where everything's made up and the types don't matter until runtime explodes in production.