Type Shit

Interfaces Naming Data types Code reviews Variable naming Type definitions

Typescript Javascript Programming

5 months ago 288,728 views 0 shares

Type Shit

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Finally, someone defined the data structure we've all been dealing with for years! That's what happens when you let the junior dev name the interfaces after a late-night debugging session. The properties are surprisingly accurate though - viscosity and amount are definitely numbers you'd want to track, and color as a string makes perfect sense. Just waiting for someone to add the optional "smell" property in the next PR.

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