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True Wealth
Testing Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
21 days ago 155.6K views 0 shares
True Wealth
Using a real card for Stripe testing is like burning money to stay warm. The true flex isn't having a black Amex—it's knowing about Stripe's test card numbers like 4242 4242 4242 4242. Some developers just want to watch their bank account burn.

The Mythical WinRAR Customer
Windows Microsoft Programming
3 months ago 155.0K views 0 shares
The Mythical WinRAR Customer
The rarest creature in the digital universe: someone who actually wants to pay for WinRAR. The robot, personified as WinRAR, is so shocked it's practically having an existential crisis. For those uninitiated, WinRAR is that compression software that's been asking for payment after its 40-day trial since the dawn of computing, yet somehow continues to function perfectly when you click "remind me later" for the 500th time. It's basically the software equivalent of that friend who keeps saying "you'll pay me back next time" knowing full well it's never happening.

Someone Cooked Here
Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging Frontend
3 months ago 133.9K views 0 shares
Someone Cooked Here
Nothing says "we have no idea how our payment system works" quite like threatening users with financial ruin for using basic browser functions. The developer who built this clearly had a nervous breakdown after discovering their stateless web app couldn't handle the concept of a browser history. Instead of fixing the actual problem, they just slapped a scary red warning and called it a day. Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature that requires user documentation in ALL CAPS and panic-inducing red text."