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True Wealth
Testing Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
4 days ago 136.9K views 0 shares
True Wealth
Using a real card for Stripe testing is like burning money to stay warm. The true flex isn't having a black Amex—it's knowing about Stripe's test card numbers like 4242 4242 4242 4242. Some developers just want to watch their bank account burn.

Should I Tell Them I Built A Hacker's Paradise?
Security Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend
2 months ago 156.2K views 0 shares
Should I Tell Them I Built A Hacker's Paradise?
Ah, the classic "I've created a security nightmare but should I mention it?" dilemma. This developer is basically building a financial exploit disguised as a checkout system. By skipping backend price validation, they've created the digital equivalent of a self-checkout where customers can type in whatever price they want. "That Ferrari? Oh, it's $4.99 today." Hackers aren't even needed when the developers themselves are creating the vulnerabilities. The real question isn't "Should I tell them?" but rather "How fast can I update my resume before someone notices?"

Eshop Is So Simple Bro
Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming Databases
5 months ago 176.3K views 0 shares
Eshop Is So Simple Bro
Sweet summer child! Frontend devs looking at e-commerce like it's just a fancy contact form with extra steps! 😱 Meanwhile, backend devs are SCREAMING into the void about payment gateways, inventory management, tax calculations, and shipping logistics! That beautiful butterfly represents the HELLSCAPE of user sessions, cart abandonment, and regional pricing that's about to DEMOLISH their naive little frontend souls. Honey, an e-shop isn't just a "complicated form" - it's where simplicity goes to DIE and developer tears flow like champagne at a tech billionaire's divorce party! 💀