The Biggest Lie In Programming History

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The Biggest Lie In Programming History

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The AUDACITY of those four little words: "It should work now." 💀 The universal battle cry of a programmer who's spent 6 hours changing ONE SINGLE CHARACTER in their code and is now DESPERATELY praying to the coding gods that this time—THIS TIME—they've fixed the bug that's been haunting their dreams! Meanwhile, everyone knows those words are basically a summoning ritual for 17 new bugs to magically appear. It's the programming equivalent of saying "what could possibly go wrong?" right before EVERYTHING goes catastrophically wrong!

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