The Biggest Lie In Programming History

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The duality of developer support in its natural habitat. Ask a beginner question on r/learnprogramming and you'll get gentle reassurance that your code isn't that bad. Post the same question on Stack Overflow and watch a 15-year veteran with 500k reputation points verbally disembowel you for not searching the duplicate question from 2011. It's like asking your grandma for cooking advice versus asking Gordon Ramsay.

Content Junior dev watching senior dev copying the error message, pasting on Google, and opening the first StackOverflow link

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The classic tale of programmer heartbreak! When normal people say "1st table," they mean the first one you see. But our poor dev hero went straight to Table 00 because arrays start at zero in most programming languages. The final panel says it all - another relationship crashed by off-by-one errors. This is why programmers should stick to explicit indexing in their love notes. Maybe next time try "Meet me at tables[0]" for clarity's sake!

Content Anonvmous 012618(Fri)06:51:42 No.64471426 v 64471455 64471475 64471656 64473252 64471399 (OP) Redpill me on ps2. the virgin usb keyboard has to wait his turn to get the cpu's attention politely asks the cpu to accept the new input general purpose port, has to identify himself as a keyboard before the system know what to do with him gets blocked when a virus kills all access to usb devices hot swappable and is okay with that The Chad PS2 Keyboard always works, doesnt stop until the power goes down literally interrupts the cpu, tells it to work on it's input before anything else has his own dedicated port, system know who he is before even the bios is loaded literally impossible to kill besides unplugging it not hot swappable, when unplugged it crashes the whole system like a true alpha peripheral