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Had Todo It

Had Todo It
Ah, the sacred weekend on-call rotation—where pants become optional but existential dread is mandatory. Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing reality of DevOps life like getting that 2 AM alert because some intern pushed directly to production on a Saturday. There you sit, in your underwear, contemplating every career choice that led to this moment while Slack notifications light up your phone like a Christmas tree. The best part? Monday morning, management will ask why it took you 7 minutes to respond instead of 5. Because apparently sleep is just a suggestion when you've signed that SLA agreement with your soul.

Reddit Engineers Right Now

Reddit Engineers Right Now
Nothing says "we've given up" quite like pushing untested code at 4:16 AM. The classic "users as QA testers" approach – the cornerstone of modern software development! Why pay for a testing team when millions of users will find your bugs for free? It's not a production outage, it's just an interactive bug hunt with real-world consequences. Reddit's recent API changes and outages suddenly make a lot more sense...

The Users Are Our QA Department

The Users Are Our QA Department
Nothing says "I trust my code" like pushing straight to production at 4:16 AM. Why waste time with QA when your paying customers can find bugs for free? It's the ultimate efficiency hack—your users are basically unpaid interns with admin privileges. The best part? When everything inevitably crashes, you can just blame it on "unexpected user behavior" while frantically rolling back commits at 4:17 AM. Who needs sleep when you can have the adrenaline rush of watching your Slack notifications explode?