The Reluctant Testing Convert

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The Reluctant Testing Convert

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The AUDACITY of tests! First, I'm screaming bloody murder when someone tries to force me to write them. "GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!" because who has time for that nonsense when there's actual code to write?! But then... oh THEN... after I reluctantly take a bite and actually write some tests, my entire universe TRANSFORMS. Suddenly I'm floating in a pink bubble of euphoria, experiencing a spiritual awakening that only well-tested code can provide. "Damn this is good" indeed - the reluctant convert's confession after discovering the religion of test-driven development. The duality of programmer existence captured in four perfect panels!

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