The QA Engineer's Nightmare Bar

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The QA Engineer's Nightmare Bar

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The eternal QA nightmare in joke form! A QA engineer's job is to break things by testing edge cases—zero beers, integer overflow (9999999999), negative values, random objects (lizard?), and gibberish strings. But the real kicker? After all that meticulous testing, the app still catastrophically fails on the simplest real-world scenario. It's basically the software development equivalent of preparing for a zombie apocalypse but then dying from a paper cut. The universe's way of saying "you missed a spot" in the most dramatic fashion possible.

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