The QA Engineer's Nightmare Bar

Content When you add a string to an integer and wait for an error but javascript returns a string JS Parkour!

Content Testing SOAP API's 20 Years Ago "now that ive written custom xml object mappers for all these api endpoints i can finally ask my mom to get off the phone to send this SOAP request" Testing REST API's now "I press red green yellow buttons on swagger ui, redocly, scalar, postman etc"

Content I don't really understand your code lol u should comment Diogo I don't understand it either It was a lot of trial and error

The AUDACITY of junior developers thinking they're the Hulk when they're alone smashing keyboards and destroying cities with their "innovative" solutions! But the SECOND those senior devs walk into the code review, suddenly they're all ashamed and facepalming because their beautiful chaos is about to be BRUTALLY dissected! That transformation from "I AM CODING GOD" to "please don't look at my nested if-statements" happens FASTER than you can say "unnecessary complexity." The shame is PALPABLE! The ego? SHATTERED! The pull request? About to be absolutely DEMOLISHED worse than those buildings!

This isn't just a bingo card—it's a developer's nightmare scorecard. Got all 16 squares? Congratulations, you've unlocked the achievement "Stockholm Syndrome: Corporate Edition!" My personal favorite is "QA not needed: just write code without bugs" — right up there with "just cure cancer" and "just solve world hunger." The "call to discuss calls" square perfectly captures that special circle of hell where we spend our lives in meetings about future meetings. And don't forget the classic "It's a simple task. Are you having difficulty?" translation: "I have absolutely no idea what this involves but I'm going to make it sound like you're incompetent anyway." The real winner? "Unpaid overtime" sitting quietly in the corner like it's not the foundation this entire industry is built upon.

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