The Fastest Test Is No Test

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The Fastest Test Is No Test

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of those unit tests! 💅 Strutting around with their green checkmarks while the actual code is having a full-blown existential crisis! It's like building a perfect replica of the Titanic in your bathtub and declaring "Ship works fine!" while the real one is still at the bottom of the ocean!

The disconnect between passing tests and working software is the ultimate developer gaslighting. "But my tests said it works!" Yeah, and my horoscope said I'd find love this year, yet here I am, alone with my debugger at midnight! 🙄

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