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Content How hard is it to hack NASA if I use (SS? St You and 197 others 85 comments 6 share Like Comment Share Sergey Berengard You can't hack NASA with CSS, you can only change the color on their satellites Like Reply

The developer is having a full-blown argument with their compiler through code comments. They've set up a pattern matching function for different operators, but the real gem is the default case where they've added comments comparing the compiler to a "spoiled toddler throwing tantrums" before calling panic!() . This is basically the programming equivalent of muttering insults under your breath while fixing the errors your IDE is screaming about. The fact they're using Rust's panic!() function is just *chef's kiss* - it's like they're saying "FINE, I'LL CRASH THE PROGRAM IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!"

Content Mark Dalgleish V markdalgleish Developers during hackathon: We built an entire application in just 3 days. Developers after hackathon: Adding that icon is going to take 3 weeks.

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