Lady My Code Is Fixed. Back Off!!!!

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Lady My Code Is Fixed. Back Off!!!!

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The AUDACITY of this meme calling me out while I'm actively avoiding my 47 compiler errors! How DARE you interrupt my sacred procrastination ritual with your truth bombs! 👆 Look, I'm not "avoiding fixing my code" — I'm strategically gathering inspiration from others' failures before returning to my dumpster fire of a codebase. It's called RESEARCH, sweetie! 💅 And yes, I WILL continue scrolling for another hour because clearly the solution to my broken function is hiding in the 87th meme about semicolons.

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