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The brutal truth of how different developers handle bugs in their natural habitat: JavaScript devs: Just set everything on fire, copy-paste Stack Overflow, and limp onward with bandaged arms. Backend devs: Channel their inner Batman to hunt down the responsible developer. No mercy. Web devs: Accidentally release bugs, make them worse by trying to fix them, then finally remember they have sudo powers. Tech support: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The ancient incantation that turns problems into product specifications. QA: Can't find bugs? Break everything and walk away. Job description: professional chaos agent. C++ devs: When all else fails, nuclear option. rm -rf and pray to the compiler gods.

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