Testing Code

That moment when you trade your cushy FAANG job with its fancy processes for "startup culture" and discover what that actually means. You went from "our CI/CD pipeline automatically runs 10,000 tests before deployment" to "we push straight to production at 4:59 PM on Friday and pray." From "comprehensive wiki" to "ask Dave, he's been here 3 months longer than everyone else." From "work-life balance" to "we're a family" (translation: you live here now). But hey, there's free pizza sometimes. And those stock options might be worth something in 2057!

The universal constant of software development: fixing one bug creates fifteen more. It's like trying to squash a spider only to discover it was pregnant with demon spawn. You start with 2 errors, feeling smug as you crack your knuckles and fix that "simple issue." Then suddenly—BOOM—17 errors and your computer's practically on fire. Newton's lesser-known law: bugs can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed into more complex bugs. Eight years of experience has taught me that confidence while fixing bugs is directly proportional to the catastrophe that follows.

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