Sixth Fix For Same Module This Year

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Sixth Fix For Same Module This Year

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The eternal developer dilemma captured in SpongeBob format! A desperate dev is fixing yet another bug in a module with zero unit tests. The superhero-costumed fish suggests adding tests with the fix, but Patrick (representing management or deadline pressure) shuts it down with "NO TIME, PUSHING TO PROD."

It's the software development circle of hell—fixing bugs that unit tests would've caught, but never having time to write those tests, guaranteeing you'll be back for fix #7 soon. Technical debt compounds faster than credit card interest!

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