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Content COME ON MORTYTIT'S JUST A QUICK REFACTOR. IN AND OUT 20 MINUTE ADVENTURE! Uncaught TypeErrors result.split is not a function at Object.add (saspleels:12) at testing (sample sits) at HIMLDocument. Inst (saneleels:16) I Uncaught TypeError: result.split is not a function (sample 15:8) sanels.isi.la CKEDBYAD BLOCKEDBYAD ERRBLOCKEDBYAD

Content GNU Hurd ABSTENT Developer GNU Project Thomas Bushnell Roland McGrath Marcus Brinkmann Neal Walfield Samuel Thibault Written in Assembly, C os family Unix-like Working state Current Source model Free software Initial release 1990; 33 years ago Latest release O.g1 18 December 2016 Repository git.savannah.qnu.orgcgit Thurd ca Platforms IA-32, 1686 Kernel type Multiserver microkernel License GPL-2.0-or-later 2 Official website www.gnu.orgsoftwarehurd

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This is peak programming education right here! A function called getRandomNumber() that just returns 4 with a comment claiming it was "chosen by fair dice roll" and "guaranteed to be random." The irony is delicious. It's like saying "I'll pick a random card from this deck" and then always grabbing the ace of spades while maintaining eye contact. The "!false" with "It's funny because it's true" is the chef's kiss of programmer humor. This is basically what happens when you ask a junior dev to implement a random number generator after they've had three energy drinks and zero sleep.