I wish I could help but...

Content Feeling the pressure of a big task? Take on the task Divide it into several small tasks Well that's it, small tasks are easier to ignore

Content I know I shouldn't but logically it has no reason not to work and I tested it more than enough deploying on a Friday evening just this time will be fine

Content When you spend 5 hours fixing the error in your code and then see a different error message

Content Hand-writing a set of both normal test cases and edge test cases Assuming the end-user won't do anything too crazy, and only writing normal test cases Creating a program that generates random test cases Hand-writing test cases for the program that randomly generates test cases Writing a program to generate test cases for the program that generates test cases Assuming your code is perfect to begin with, and not writing anv test cases at all

The classic product manager paradox in its natural habitat! The top panel shows a flower screaming with intense urgency about deadlines ("IT NEEDS TO BE DONE AS SOON AS A.S.A.P.") while the bottom panel reveals the same flower looking adorably clueless saying "REQUIREMENTS DON'T MAKE SENSE." This is basically every developer's nightmare scenario - being asked to deliver something at warp speed while working with requirements that have the clarity of mud. It's the software development equivalent of "build me a house immediately, but I can't tell you how many rooms, what materials to use, or even if it should have a roof."

Content I'm going to Push to prod All the tests are green, right? All the test are green, right? ProdrammerHumor.io