I Dont Even Test

Merge Code quality Deployment Developer culture Yolo coding production

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10 months ago 261,868 views 0 shares

I Dont Even Test

testing-memes, git-memes, merge-memes, devops-memes, code-quality-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When a dev tweets "the energy i bring to the team" and it's just someone commenting "i'm merging it. fuck the tests" - that's peak chaotic developer energy right there! 🔥 And then that reply about test cases being "a sign of weakness"? Pure madness! This is that 3 AM deploy energy when you're running on nothing but energy drinks and blind confidence. Ship it and pray nothing breaks! Who needs sleep when you have the adrenaline rush of potentially breaking production?

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