I Dont Even Test

Content When the issue doesn't reproduce while showing to developers.. Testers: Dude you are embarrassing me in front of the wizards

The classic product manager paradox in its natural habitat! The top panel shows a flower screaming with intense urgency about deadlines ("IT NEEDS TO BE DONE AS SOON AS A.S.A.P.") while the bottom panel reveals the same flower looking adorably clueless saying "REQUIREMENTS DON'T MAKE SENSE." This is basically every developer's nightmare scenario - being asked to deliver something at warp speed while working with requirements that have the clarity of mud. It's the software development equivalent of "build me a house immediately, but I can't tell you how many rooms, what materials to use, or even if it should have a roof."

Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

Corporate developer enters startup chaos: "Where's the documentation?" *crickets* "Unit tests?" *tumbleweed rolls by* "Code review process?" *distant laughter* The shocked Pikachu face perfectly captures that moment when you realize your fancy big tech practices are just fairy tales in startup land, where "ship it now, fix it never" is the unofficial motto and your work-life balance just filed for divorce.

When your code is such a mess that it needs Italian condiments to be salvageable! The joke here is brilliant - "spaghetti code" is programmer slang for code that's poorly structured, tangled, and difficult to maintain (just like a plate of spaghetti). So naturally, what does spaghetti need? Tomato sauce! It's the perfect metaphor for trying to fix the unfixable - like slapping documentation on a hopelessly convoluted codebase and calling it "enhanced." Chef's kiss for this delicious blend of culinary and coding disaster.

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