I Dont Even Test

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When the deadline's breathing down your neck and your manager screams "It's time to deploy!" but your rational coworker suggests checking the plan first... we all know which option wins. Hitting that Terraform button with zero testing is basically playing infrastructure Russian roulette. Who needs a test environment when production is right there? Nothing says "Friday afternoon deploy" like watching your entire infrastructure crumble while frantically typing terraform destroy with shaking hands. The cloud providers thank you for your business!

The AUDACITY of those four little words: "It should work now." 💀 The universal battle cry of a programmer who's spent 6 hours changing ONE SINGLE CHARACTER in their code and is now DESPERATELY praying to the coding gods that this time—THIS TIME—they've fixed the bug that's been haunting their dreams! Meanwhile, everyone knows those words are basically a summoning ritual for 17 new bugs to magically appear. It's the programming equivalent of saying "what could possibly go wrong?" right before EVERYTHING goes catastrophically wrong!

Content II don't know what I am doing 300 lines of Code written Code showing 40 errors Code with 60 warnings Project Deadline Two stages of Programmer I am GOD 1400 lines of Code written Code Compiled without error Code with zero warnings Client appreciation www.techindustan.com - Finest IT Services Company f O techindustan

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