I Dont Even Test

Content Jeez, did you change my project again? Erm I'lI revert it immediatly, and you'd better not edit my code again! Of course you did! Since your last commit, there are errors everywhere But.. What was the commit? I call it the "eye-opener commit" A simple error reporting(E ALL) CommitStrip.com

Congratulations! You've achieved peak programmer efficiency by making your broken code run 0.002% faster. The compiler might be screaming, the logic might be completely backward, and your future self will definitely curse your name—but hey, that apostrophe optimization is something to put on your resume. "Debugged code? No. Made wrong code slightly more efficient at being wrong? Absolutely."

Content I'm going to Push to prod All the tests are green, right? All the test are green, right? ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic "push notification to production" disaster. Some poor intern at Dairy Queen just learned the hard way that there's no such thing as a test environment, only production environments you haven't broken yet. The best part is the corporate damage control: "Good news, the test worked!" Yeah, and now millions of people know your DevOps practices are about as solid as a melting Blizzard on a hot summer day. That smiley face emoji is the digital equivalent of nervous laughter while the senior devs frantically search Stack Overflow for "how to recall push notifications."

Content When you fix it for the 3rd time and still it appears somehow in production.. Me Bug yuva.krishna.memes

The traffic light is literally hanging by a thread but still functioning—just like that spaghetti code you wrote at 3 AM with 17 nested if-statements and zero comments. Sure, it violates every engineering principle known to mankind, but the unit tests pass! That red light stopping traffic is the digital equivalent of your monstrosity somehow preventing production crashes while your tech lead silently weeps during code review.