Low Stress Job? The Biggest Lie In Tech

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute RAGE of C++ developers versus the childlike innocence of Rust programmers! 😱 C++ is over here having an existential meltdown, screaming death threats at its own code while Rust is just happily playing with its little crab mascot, blissfully protected by its memory safety features. It's like watching your unhinged uncle at Thanksgiving dinner sitting next to your five-year-old cousin who's just vibing with their chicken nuggets. The generational trauma of segmentation faults has CLEARLY taken its toll!

OH. MY. GOD. Who wrote this abomination?! 😱 The function isEven(x) is literally comparing a number to the STRING "even"?! The absolute AUDACITY! Instead of doing basic math like x % 2 == 0 , some chaotic evil developer decided to check if a number equals the word "even"! This is the coding equivalent of using a chainsaw to spread butter. I can't even begin to process the mental gymnastics required to create this monstrosity. And the worst part? Someone, somewhere is probably using this in production RIGHT NOW. 💀

Content Let me take one or two more days, will find the rootcause and fix it.. wa Krishna;memes Adding a 1 second delay worked. why to worry? push it to production..

Management: "Why didn't moving to the cloud fix everything?" Developer: "Let me redesign for cloud-native." Management: "No. Just containerize it." Developer: "You can't fix architectural problems by saying buzzwords." Management: "Kubernetes." The classic "throw tech at it" approach. Spoiler alert: slapping containers on a monolith is like putting racing stripes on a shopping cart. Still a shopping cart, just more expensive and now someone has to learn Docker.

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Content mathew mathewmastodon.social 1 came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm I call StalinSort. You iterate down the list of elements checking if they're in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end you have a sorted list.