Low Stress Job? The Biggest Lie In Tech

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Low Stress Job? The Biggest Lie In Tech

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Someone searched for "low stress jobs" and found Software Engineer listed alongside Remote Sensing Scientist, Graphic Designer, and Hairstylist. Below is Anakin Skywalker screaming "Liar!" because anyone who's ever pushed to production at 4:59 PM on a Friday knows that "low stress" and "software engineer" go together like semicolons and JavaScript — technically possible but likely to end in tears.

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