How dare you insult my intelligence

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Content YOU DON'T NEED TO TEST YOUR CODE, OR HIRE A TESTER IF YOU HAVE A STRONG USER BASE

Ah, the digital equivalent of skydiving without a parachute! Writing code without tests is the software engineer's version of Russian roulette—except all chambers are loaded and pointed at your production environment. The sheer confidence required to push untested code straight to production is both terrifying and oddly impressive. It's like telling your boss "I'll fix bugs retroactively when users start screaming" with a straight face. Fun fact: Studies show that fixing a bug in production costs approximately 100x more than catching it during development. But hey, who needs sleep or a stable job anyway?

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Content Judging Coworker for the error, I recently stopped making